“Police Officer: Congratulations.
Charlie Tweeder: Congratulations to you, too.
Police Officer: Congratulations for what?
Charlie Tweeder: For getting to wear such cute ‘mount me’ hats.
Police Officer: Mount me?
Charlie Tweeder: Not right away. After a few drinks...”
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