13 Reasons Why Season 1

“Hannah Baker: Do you think I could ever be as pretty as Jessica Davis? [awkward silence] Great. Thanks. Got it. Clay Jensen: No, I—I just... I mean, yeah, Jessica's pretty and all, but you're special. Hannah Baker: Special. Like retarded. Clay Jensen: Did I say retarded? I didn't say retarded, and I…”

— Brian Yorkey, Clay Jensen, Dylan Minnette, imdb.com

“Clay Jensen: Vampires, aliens, even werewolves, I get it. I get the motivation, I get the metaphors, right? But, like, zombies? They're just... They're just stupid. Hannah Baker: So you hate zombies? You're a zombie racist. Clay Jensen: Just, like, I don't understand 'em. What's their story? They do…”

— Thomas Higgins, Clay Jensen, Dylan Minnette, imdb.com

“Matt Jensen: Did you shower? Clay Jensen: I totally showered. Matt Jensen: I feel it's possible you didn't shower. Clay Jensen: I didn't shower. Look, I just...I turned the water on just now, and I thought about it all, the whole thing, taking clothes off, dealing with hair, and I just...I couldn't…”

— Julia Bicknell, Clay Jensen, Dylan Minnette, imdb.com

“Clay Jensen: Well, the Founding Fathers did grow and use hemp...but it wasn't weed, exactly. Jeff Atkins: Those are different? Clay Jensen: Yeah. Yeah, so James Madison probably wasn't a mad stoner, or, uh, at least not from the hemp.”

— Nic Sheff, Clay Jensen, Dylan Minnette, imdb.com

“Those tapes are messing me up. They’re doing shit to my head.”

— Elizabeth Benjamin, Clay Jensen, Dylan Minnette, imdb.com

“Clay Jensen: It’s Justin Foley and Zach Dempsey, star basketball players here at Liberty High. Hey, Justin, where’s my bike? Justin stole my bike. Justin Foley: What the fuck? What are you doing? Clay Jensen: I’m giving our new foreign exchange students a tour. Figured they should know who owns the…”

— Elizabeth Benjamin, Clay Jensen, Dylan Minnette, imdb.com

“Clay Jensen: I thought maybe…I thought maybe you were in love with her. Tony Padilla: Clay…you know I’m gay, right? Clay Jensen: What? No, I didn’t know that. How was I supposed to know that? Tony Padilla: I thought everyone knew it. Clay Jensen: I don’t think everyone knows. Tony Padilla: A lot of…”

— Kirk A. Moore, Clay Jensen, Dylan Minnette, imdb.com

“Clay Jensen: So that guy Brad…is he your boyfriend now? Tony Padilla: I hope he’s still my boyfriend. He’s been pretty annoyed lately because…I’ve been spending all my time with another guy. You.”

— Kirk A. Moore, Clay Jensen, Dylan Minnette, imdb.com

“I lied. Um, I did know Hannah Baker. We worked together all the time at the Crestmont. We had classes together. Uh… She was my friend. And I miss her… really fucking bad. I didn’t know how empty it would feel. There’s this big part of the world that’s just…just gone, and everyone else just keeps mov…”

— Hayley Tyler, Clay Jensen, Dylan Minnette, imdb.com

“Clay Jensen: Every day they live not knowing the truth. They need this, Sheri. Sheri Holland: They do, or you do? Clay Jensen: Sheri, they're hurting. Sheri Holland: How do you know that? Did you go see them? Clay Jensen: That's not the point. You can't keep this secret anymore. Sheri Holland: It's…”

— Nathan Louis Jackson, Clay Jensen, Dylan Minnette, imdb.com

“Clay Jensen: Did I kill Hannah Baker? Tony Padilla: No, she took her own life, Clay. That was her choice. But you, me, everyone on these tapes, we all let her down. We didn't let her know that she had another choice. Maybe we could have saved her, maybe not. I think it's impossible to know. Clay Jen…”

— Nathan Louis Jackson, Clay Jensen, Dylan Minnette, imdb.com

“Hannah Baker [from the tape]: I was so nervous that night, but you made it seem so... Clay Jensen [to Tony]: Easy? Is she kidding me? I was shitting myself.”

— Diana Son, Clay Jensen, Dylan Minnette, imdb.com

“Hannah Baker [about Jeff]: So...you tutor him in academics, and he tutors you in... Clay Jensen: Girls. Girl. Singular.”

— Diana Son, Clay Jensen, Dylan Minnette, imdb.com

“Jeff Atkins: You've got a fat slider in your sweet spot. You've got to swing the bat through the strike zone and knock it out. See, I'm aware those are baseball terms. Clay Jensen: If I'm interpreting correctly, given my batting average, I would wind up with a strikeout and not a home run. Very good…”

— Diana Son, Clay Jensen, Dylan Minnette, imdb.com

“Clay Jensen: I need to throw up. I don't have anything to throw up. Tony Padilla: You need some food. Clay Jensen: So I can throw it up? Tony Padilla: So you can settle the fuck down.”

— Diana Son, Clay Jensen, Dylan Minnette, imdb.com

“Clay Jensen: And this just gets worse, right? Tony Padilla: You afraid? Clay Jensen: Yeah. I'm gonna listen anyway.”

— Nathan Louis Jackson, Clay Jensen, Dylan Minnette, imdb.com

“Clay Jensen: How in the hell am I supposed to listen to this? Tony Padilla: I think the asshole answer is you put the headphones on, the cassette tape in, and you press play. Clay Jensen: That is the asshole answer, isn't it? Tony Padilla: Yeah, but it's true.”

— Diana Son, Clay Jensen, Dylan Minnette, imdb.com

“Jessica Davis: The party hasn't started. No one's going to be here for another hour. Clay Jensen: Oh. But I thought... I heard it started at seven? Jessica Davis: Yeah. And, A, it's 6:55, and, B, seven really means nine.”

— Diana Son, Clay Jensen, Dylan Minnette, imdb.com

“Skye Miller [to Tony]: He's got existential crisis written on his forehead. Clay Jensen: I do not. Skye Miller: There's some truth you don't want to face. Clay Jensen: Why did you say that? Skye Miller: I see the future.”

— Diana Son, Clay Jensen, Dylan Minnette, imdb.com

“Clay Jensen [about Skye]: She doesn't know what was going on in Hannah's life. Tony Padilla: You don't know what's going on in hers. Clay Jensen: Would you.. you know, shut up, Tony? I get so sick of your little sayings, and things you point out, acting all wise. You're like this unhelpful Yoda. Ton…”

— Diana Son, Clay Jensen, Dylan Minnette, imdb.com