“I don’t know if you’ve ever seen the horror movie War of the Worlds, but it’s actually just a documentary about a normal week in the state of Florida.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Florida, Florida Jokes, War of the Worlds, Documentary
“Nightmares in other states are just visions of what’s really going on in Florida.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Florida Jokes, Florida
“You won’t find a Jacuzzi in Florida, because if a Floridian wanted to suffocate themselves in hot steam they would just walk outside.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Jacuzzi, Florida, Florida Jokes, Humidity, Heat
“Whenever I hear a scientist say Jupiter is uninhabitable I always just assume they’re talking about the city in Florida.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Scientists, jupiter, Florida, Florida Jokes
“Florida is so hot that people crowd around fire to cool down.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Florida, Florida Heat, Florida Jokes
“Florida is the only state in the union where zombie-like face-eating is a legitimate concern and where a Category 4 hurricane is considered a mild weather condition.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Florida, Hurricanes, Florida Jokes, zombies, bath salts
“Florida is so hot that when old people retire and move to Florida it’s because they want to start practicing for hell.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Florida Jokes, Florida, Heat
“They call Florida the ‘Sunshine State,’ which is funny because in the twelve years I lived here, it was only sunny for like twenty minutes—when the eye of the hurricane passed over my house.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Florida, Florida Jokes, Florida Heat, Sunshine State, Hurricanes
“The only difference between Florida and an oven is that an oven doesn’t produce serial killers.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Florida, Florida Heat, Florida Jokes
“Florida is so hot that when you die and go to hell, you wake up in Boca Raton.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Florida Jokes, Heat, Boca Raton