“Did the disappointed smoker get everything he wanted for Christmas? Clothes but no cigar.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Smokers, Cigarettes, cigar, Puns, Christmas
“What’s a moth’s life motto? Always look on the bright side.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Moths, Motto, Bright Side, positivism attracts positivity
“You can tell if your gold chain is fake by leaving the room and listening to see if it talks crap about you to other jewelry.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: gold, Gold Chain, jewelry, fake
“What do you call an unpredictable, out-of-control photographer? A loose Canon.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Photographers, Canon, Cameras, Puns
“The time traveler was still hungry after his last bite, so he went back four seconds.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: time travel, Hunger, Puns, Homonyms