“They got the greatest country in the world here. The highest standard of living. The grossest national product.”— Burt Styler, Archie Bunker, Carroll O'Connor, imdb.comTagged: Patriotism, GDP, Malapropisms
“Mike: In today's society, if something doesn't work, you throw it out. Archie: Well, you don't work, maybe we'd better throw you out.”— Don Nicholl, Bryan Joseph, Michael Stivic, Rob Reiner, imdb.comTagged: Eviction, freeloader
“Mike: You know, I don't think there's one thing about us you agree with. Archie: I agree with that.”— Burt Styler, Norman Lear, Archie Bunker, Carroll O'Connor, imdb.comTagged: agreement, agree to disagree
“Mike: ...I happen to be very proud of my Polish heritage. Archie: What heritage? You come from a long line of bowling teams. Mike: Yeah? And you come from a long line of boneheads! Archie: Huh? Mike: You think with your mind closed! Archie: And you eat with your mouth open! Mike: You know you are to…”— Rob Reiner, Michael Stivic, Rob Reiner, imdb.comTagged: Incomprehensible, Polish Jokes, bowling teams