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Assholes Finish First

The best gift for the dudes and bros in your life: the fratire New York Times bestseller Assholes Finish First, featuring twenty-five new and exclusive stories by Tucker Max. What do you do after you write a #1 bestselling book about

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“I prefer to keep fooling myself, at least for a little while longer.”

— Tucker Max, amazon.com

Tagged: Imagination, Believing lies, Happiness, Illusions

“If people try to judge you or shame you for doing safe, consensual things that make you happy, I can guarantee you they're bad people.”

— Tucker Max, amazon.com

Tagged: Relationship Advice, Dating Advice, Tucker Max Advice

“You look like the type of people who would criticize a misspelling in a suicide note.”

— Tucker Max, amazon.com

Tagged: Comedy Quotes, Tucker Max

“No one has it all figured out, especially not the people who are acting like they do and judging you because of it. Pretending to be something you aren't because you're trying to please a bunch of judgmental hypocrites and shitheads is not the way to be happy. Living the life you want to live is. It…”

— Tucker Max, amazon.com

Tagged: Tucker Max Quotes, Live Your Life, Simple, Happy

“The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for.”

— Tucker Max, amazon.com

Tagged: Relationship Advice, Dating Advice, Tucker Max Advice