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Season 2

by Mike Judge, Trez Bayer, Bonnie Brantley, Tracy Grandstaff

(30 total)

Characters

Mike Judge (51)Glenn Eichler (22)Butt-head (20)Beavis & Butthead (3)Beavis (3)Jim Turner (2)David Felton (2)Butt-head & David Van Driessen (1)Tracy Grandstaff (1)Daria Morgendorffer (1)
“Everybody thinks babies are cute. Well they're not so cute when they are yours, I'll tell you that right now! Crapping and puking all over you! They cost a damn fortune to feed and all they do is make your life a misery, just like what you're doing to your parents right now!”

— Glenn Eichler, Coach Buzzcut, Mike Judge, imdb.com

“[while watching a KISS video] You know, these guys are pretty cool for a bunch of mimes.”

— Glenn Eichler, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com

“[watching the video for 'Hangin' Tough' by New Kids on the Block] Butt-Head: This video needs, like, more explosions and close-ups of butts. Beavis: Yeah. They should have somebody come out and start kicking these guys. That would be cool.”

— Glenn Eichler, Beavis & Butthead, Mike Judge, imdb.com

“[watching the video for 'Dancing with Myself' by Billy Idol] This guy does everything by himself.”

— Glenn Eichler, Beavis, Mike Judge, imdb.com

“What are you all doing? Choking your chicken? Come on let's get to pruning.”

— Jim Turner, Glenn Eichler, David Felton, Tom Anderson, Mike Judge, imdb.com

“David Van Driessen: Okay, class, today we're going to explore the world of haiku. Butt-Head: We're gonna explore the world of getting high? Cool!”

— Glenn Eichler, Butt-head & David Van Driessen, Mike Judge, imdb.com

“Sergeant: Has anybody in your family been in the service? Butt-Head: Uh, Beavis's dad was in the Navy. Sergeant: Is that so? Butt-Head: Yea. He was a seaman.”

— David Felton, Jim Turner, Glenn Eichler, Mike Judge, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com

“Why don't you try this experiment? Analyze the friction caused by digitally oscillating your wiener!”

— Glenn Eichler, Mike Judge, Daria Morgendorffer, Tracy Grandstaff, imdb.com

“Fort Dix? Is that anywhere near fort nuts?”

— Glenn Eichler, Mike Judge, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com

“Butt-head: [watching an INXS video] Is this, like, satanic music? Beavis: No, because it's not really that good. Butt-head: Hey, Beavis, if you play this backwards, it says "this sucks."”

— Glenn Eichler, Mike Judge, Beavis & Butthead, Mike Judge, imdb.com

“They have all this, like, complicated stuff and it makes the TV do, like, things that look weird. It's cool. It's called "special defects".”

— Glenn Eichler, Mike Judge, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com

“[Tom Jones is on TV] Butt-Head: Prince sure is old! Beavis: Yeah... and he's white! Butt-Head: Yeah, he has that disease. Like Michael Jackson. Beavis: Yeah, he got it from Prince.”

— Glenn Eichler, Mike Judge, Beavis & Butthead, Mike Judge, imdb.com

“The more things change, the more they suck.”

— Glenn Eichler, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com

“Hey Beavis, I hear that if you fill a room with gas, and light a match, all the oxygen, like, disappears, and we'll get a killer buzz!”

— Glenn Eichler, Mike Judge, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com

“[Watching a Public Image Ltd music video] Public Image Ltd.: I could be black, I could be white... Butt-head: You're WHITE.”

— Glenn Eichler, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com

“Sergeant: I'm prepared to promise you your own guns, ammo, grenades, and uniforms. I'll get you a delayed entry, and I can probably get you stationed at Fort Dix. Butt-head: Is that anywhere near Fort Nuts?”

— Glenn Eichler, Mike Judge, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com

Tagged: Fort Dix, Ammo, Guns, Grenades, army
“Butt-head: Hey, Mr. Anderson, are you gonna die pretty soon? Beavis: Yeah, and leave all your money to someone? Butt-head: That would be cool.”

— Glenn Eichler, Mike Judge, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com

Tagged: Wishing for Death, Inheritance
“Hey spank your own monkey all you want, but keep your hands off mine.”

— Glenn Eichler, Mike Judge, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com

Tagged: masturbation, Spanking the Monkey
“The fatter they are, the fatter they fall.”

— Glenn Eichler, Mike Judge, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com

Tagged: Fat-Shaming
“You asswipe! I was about to have a wet dream.”

— Glenn Eichler, Mike Judge, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com

Tagged: asswipe, wet dream
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Characters & Writers

  • Mike Judge51
  • Glenn Eichler22
  • Butt-head20
  • Beavis & Butthead3
  • Beavis3
  • Jim Turner2
  • David Felton2
  • Butt-head & David Van Driessen1
  • Tracy Grandstaff1
  • Daria Morgendorffer1
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