Season 2

“Hey, check this out. ‘For a good time, call Beavis's mom.’”

— Glenn Eichler, Mike Judge, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com

“Beavis: Hey, Butt-head, do you think a man will ever land on Uranus? Butt-head: Maybe on your anus. Beavis: This chainsaw kicks ass! Pruning is cool! Butt-head: Yeah! Let's go prune some power lines!”

— Glenn Eichler, Mike Judge, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com

“Mr. Van Driessen: Today, we're going to explore the world of haiku. Butt-head: We're gonna explore the world of getting high? Cool! Huh huh. Mr. Van Driessen: No, Butt-head. Not ‘high, cool,’ but the ancient, Japanese, spare, haunting poetry called ‘haiku.’”

— Mike Judge, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com

“Beavis: M-80s? Butt-head: Firecrackers? [Mexican woman shrugs] Beavis: Fireworks? [Mexican woman shrugs] Butt-head: These people are stupid.”

— Mike Judge, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com

“Mr. Stevenson: Are your milkshakes made with real milk and ice cream, or do you use that reconstituted shake mix stuff? Beavis: Yeah. Mr. Stevenson: What do you mean? Yeah, you use the shake mix? Or yeah, you use the real stuff? Beavis: Yeah. Mr. Stevenson: [sighs] Let me talk to the manager. Beavis…”

— Mike Judge, Beavis, Mike Judge, imdb.com

“I don't like stuff that sucks.”

— Mike Judge, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com

“Did you know, when you eat rump roast, you're eating a cow's butt?”

— Mike Judge, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com

“[at a pet store] Do you sell any dead animals?”

— Mike Judge, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com

“I'm gonna slap you around like a redheaded stepchild!”

— Mike Judge, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com

“If you pour salt on a snail, a lot of scientific stuff happens.”

— Mike Judge, Beavis, Mike Judge, imdb.com