Episode

I Survived Jessi's Bat Mitzvah

Family blowups, secret liaisons and an unflattering dress make Jessi's bat mitzvah a night to remember.

(5 total)

Characters

“Missy: Oh, uh... don't worry, I won't mons push you this time. Andrew: You can mons push me all you want.”

“Woody Allen was accused of molestation. He says he didn’t do it, but he did marry his stepdaughter. It is both very complicated and very simple.”

“Jessi, I loved it. A few small thoughts. You sang great. The breath in here is… it’s terrible.”

“She’s the worst. I hate how she ‘huchs’ her words.”

“Nick: Are we really doing the Electric Slide right now? Andrew: I guess. It is a bat mitzvah.”