Episode

The Head Push

by Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Goldberg, Nick Kroll, Andrew, John Mulaney and 20 others

When Leah hosts a party for the high school drama crowd, Nick wrestles with a romantic dilemma, and Andrew and Missy witness a disturbing scene.

(9 total)

Characters

Jennifer Flackett (9)Andrew Goldberg (9)Nick Kroll (8)Maurice "Maury" Hormone Monster (3)Zach Woods (3)Daniel (3)Matthew (1)Andrew Rannells (1)John Mulaney (1)Andrew (1)

“Daniel, you've been a busy little asshole, huh?”

— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Matthew, Andrew Rannells, imdb.com

Tagged: Busy, Diss, Sassy

“Hey man I got a medical emergency so I gotta bounce. Jack off twice and page me in the morning.”

— Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Goldberg, Maurice "Maury" Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, imdb.com

Tagged: Cartoon Shows, Cartoon Network

“Maurice: I know I'm a broken record with this but mercury is in retrograde. Andrew: Enough with the astrology. Maurice: Spoken like a two-faced fuckin' Gemini.”

— Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Goldberg, Maurice "Maury" Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, imdb.com

Tagged: Cartoon Shows, Cartoon Network

“You're slut shaming me. Shame. On. You.”

— Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Goldberg, Nick Kroll, Daniel, Zach Woods, imdb.com

Tagged: Cartoon Shows, Cartoon Network

“This is a witch hunt just like the crucible, all I wanted was a blowjob at a high school party, is that such a crime?”

— Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Goldberg, Nick Kroll, Daniel, Zach Woods, imdb.com

Tagged: Cartoon Shows, Cartoon Network

“The mons pubis? Oh its the welcome mat to the pleasure palace.”

— Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Goldberg, Jessi, Jessi Klein, imdb.com

Tagged: Cartoon Shows, Cartoon Network

“Jay: How else are men supposed to get blowjobs? Maurice: You lean your head back, arch your crotch in the air and say, 'Dinner is served.'”

— Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Goldberg, Maurice "Maury" Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, imdb.com

Tagged: Cartoon Shows, Cartoon Network

“I wish women were more sex-positive but we're just not there yet.”

— Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Goldberg, Nick Kroll, Daniel, Zach Woods, imdb.com

Tagged: Cartoon Shows, Cartoon Network

“Andrew: What's a head push? Jessi: Its when a man pushes a woman's head to try to get a blowjob. Nick: Wait that's a move!?”

— Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Goldberg, Nick Kroll, Andrew, John Mulaney, imdb.com

Tagged: Cartoon Shows, Cartoon Network