Season

Season 5

by Andy Samberg, Andre Braugher, Terry Crews, Melissa Fumero, Chelsea Peretti and 4 others

(5 total)

Characters

Michael Schur (5)Daniel J. Goor (5)Andy Samberg (5)Jake Peralta (5)Luke Del Tredici (1)

“Backstreet Boys. I'm familiar. Okay. [presses intercom] Number one, could you please sing the opening to 'I Want It That Way?'”

— Michael Schur, Daniel J. Goor, Jake Peralta, Andy Samberg, imdb.com

Tagged: Backstreet Boys, Criminal Investigation, sing, Lineup, suspect

“Yeah. Okay, here it goes. Ames, I love you. I love how smart you are. I love how beautiful you are. I love your face, and I love your butt. I should've written this down first.”

— Michael Schur, Daniel J. Goor, Jake Peralta, Andy Samberg, imdb.com

Tagged: Proposal, sweet, Smart, butt

“'I'm so confused I don't know what's happening right now': title of your sex tape.”

— Michael Schur, Daniel J. Goor, Jake Peralta, Andy Samberg, imdb.com

Tagged: sex tape, Sex, joke

“Peralta: Yeah. Although you might wanna read the inscription on that there belt. Amy: Why? Oh, no, what does it say? 'Amy Santiago, will you marry me?' [Amy turns around to see Peralta on one knee holding out an engagement ring] Peralta: Surprise.”

— Michael Schur, Daniel J. Goor, Jake Peralta, Andy Samberg, imdb.com

Tagged: Engagement, Marriage, Surprises

“Peralta: Wait... What? Did you say 'eat people?' Are you a cannibal, Caleb? Caleb: Well, that's not how I would define myself. If we're going by what I'm most passionate about, I'm a woodworker.”

— Daniel J. Goor, Michael Schur, Luke Del Tredici, Jake Peralta, Andy Samberg, imdb.com

Tagged: Cannibal, Woodworker, Self Image