Season 12

“Symphorophilia is a type of paraphilia in which sexual arousal is derived from staging and then watching disasters, such as fires or, in this case, car accidents.”

— Stephanie Sengupta, Dr. Tara Lewis, Aisha Tyler, imdb.com

“Marital bliss followed by marital diss! Of course. Why didn't I think of that?”

— Jim Clemente, Penelope Garcia, Kirsten Vangsness, imdb.com

“I'm gonna walk you through a scenario and your face is gonna tell me how close I am. From the moment I arrested you, you watched and waited for the right time to take your revenge. When you learned I was going to Mexico, you took it. You and Lindsey framed me for murder so I'd be put in prison and t…”

— Breen Frazier, Dr. Spencer Reid, Matthew Gray Gubler, imdb.com

“That is a new deal and as fast as a caffeinated cheetah riding a lightning bolt, I am on it!”

— Dania Bennett, Penelope Garcia, Kirsten Vangsness, imdb.com

“Destroying a book is like...destroying a whole world.”

— Bruce Zimmerman, Diana Reid, Jane Lynch, imdb.com

“Actually, some studies indicate that men take twice as many selfies as women 'cause it's considered to be an acceptable form of male vanity.”

— Stephanie Sengupta, Dr. Spencer Reid, Matthew Gray Gubler, imdb.com

“Bullying leaves lasting scars.”

— Stephanie Sengupta, Dr. Spencer Reid, Matthew Gray Gubler, imdb.com

“The garden variety family annihilator is usually a narcissistic male patriarch experiencing psychological stress. This causes him to become homicidal and then suicidal.”

— Stephanie Sengupta, Emily Prentiss, Paget Brewster, imdb.com

“So you know how I like to sometimes say something clever before I say something sad and disturbing to self-soothe. To that end: please, make sure your seat backs and your tray tables are in their fully upright position, because...yesterday in South Florida the body of a woman was found encased in co…”

— Karen Maser, Penelope Garcia, Kirsten Vangsness, imdb.com