“My grandfather had dementia. He wasn't a racist. He thought I was his dead sister, but he wasn't a racist.”— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.comTagged: grandfather, Dementia, racist, dead sister
“You know how lesbians are. You know what a lesbian brings on a second date, right? A U-Haul.”— Larry David, Rosie O'Donnell, Rosie O'Donnell, imdb.comTagged: Lesbians, Second Date, U-Haul
“You god damn right I'm livin large! I just had a croissant filled with mutha fuckin' champagne!”— Larry David, Leon Black, J.B. Smoove, imdb.comTagged: Living Large, Money, wealthy, croissant, champagne
“Larry: Yeah. Small price to pay for the best sex that I ever had, anywhere! This woman is amazing. Marty: So when did your orgasm. When she said she'll fuck the Jew out of you?”— Larry David, Marty Funkhouser, Bob Einstein, imdb.comTagged: Sex, Amazing, orgasm, Jew
“I'm trying to elevate small talk to medium talk.”— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.comTagged: elevate, small talk, medium talk
“Jeff: Seriously, how much would it take for you to see Eat, Pray, Love? Larry: $3,000.”— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.comTagged: Eat Pray Love, Money, cost
“You know what it is? You're always attracted to someone who doesn't want you, right? Well, here you have somebody who not only doesn't want you... doesn't even acknowledge your right to exist, wants your destruction! That's a turn-on.”— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.comTagged: attracted, acknowledge, Existence, turn on