Episode

Batshit Valley

: Part 2

by Seth Meyers, Father Ra-Shawbard, Owen Wilson, Michael Keaton, Necar Zadegan and 6 others

Self-appointed spiritual guru Father Ra-Shawbard starts a commune in rural Oregon with the help of overly devoted assistant Ra-Sharir. Exasperated FBI agent Bill Doss dedicates himself to exposing the man behind the mantras.

(7 total)

Characters

Seth Meyers (7)Michael Keaton (4)Bill Dawes (4)Gary Kraus (1)Ra-Sharir (1)Father Ra-Shawbard (1)Larry Cooper (1)Owen Wilson (1)Necar Zadegan (1)

“You want to know what I think? Tough titties.”

— Seth Meyers, Ra-Sharir, Necar Zadegan, imdb.com

Tagged: Tough, Thoughts

“A hypnotist with pink eye is like a boxer with two broken hands.”

— Seth Meyers, Bill Dawes, Michael Keaton, imdb.com

Tagged: hypnotist, Pink Eye, Simile Examples, boxer, Broken Hands

“She was building a pink-eye army to infiltrate all of Oregon. It was diabolical because pink-eye is so contagious.”

— Seth Meyers, Bill Dawes, Michael Keaton, imdb.com

Tagged: Oregon , Pink Eye, Contagion, plan

“They had to scream their orgasms into jars so that they could be saved.”

— Seth Meyers, Bill Dawes, Michael Keaton, imdb.com

Tagged: orgasm, Scream, Jars , Saved

“These people thought they were on a path to enlightenment. And unbeknownst to them, they were dressed like a bunch of drunks at a tailgate.”

— Seth Meyers, Larry Cooper, Gary Kraus, imdb.com

Tagged: Enlightenment, Drunks, Tailgate , Path, Dressed

“My favorite was Wayne's signature heliumtopic meditation. Once a week, members would suck on helium and then admit what they were most ashamed of.”

— Seth Meyers, Bill Dawes, Michael Keaton, imdb.com

Tagged: meditation, helium, Voices, Confessions

“That's a beautiful word, 'deal,' and you're talking to a dealer.”

— Seth Meyers, Father Ra-Shawbard, Owen Wilson, imdb.com

Tagged: Deal, Word, Dealer