“They had to scream their orgasms into jars so that they could be saved.”— Seth Meyers, Bill Dawes, Michael Keaton, imdb.com
“The love you see inside of me is not mine, but it comes from the only God that will let you live your life, and now I don't have to change.”— Tyler Joseph, youtube.com
“Could someone please tell me how I ended up in a coffin?”— Curtis Kheel, Paige Matthews, Rose McGowan, imdb.com
“Ambassador: Mr. Smith, Shrimply Pibbles' life can be saved... if we replace his heart with your human penis. Jerry: I see... Wait, what?!”— Dan Guterman, Ryan Ridley, Justin Roiland, Dan Harmon, Jerry Smith (voice), Chris Parnell, imdb.com
“Prayer may not save us. But prayer may make us worthy of being saved.”— Abraham Joshua Heschel, amazon.com