“Hey, you know what would be great? If you could talk with even a little bit of inflection in your voice so it doesn't sound so much like a fucking power sander?”— Seth MacFarlane, Brian Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.comTagged: Snark, SASS, Mean Comments
“Brian, I think we can get John Mayer to stop tweeting again, but we all got to work together.”— Stewie Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.comTagged: Snark, SASS, Tweeting
“Wow, we rolled three gutter balls on these kids, huh?”— Seth MacFarlane, Lois Griffin (voice), Alex Borstein, imdb.comTagged: Parenting, Bad Kids, Stupid
“Lois Griffin: Peter, did you rob a bunch of people on the beach with your metal detector? Peter Griffin: Well, that's only half the story. I also hooted at a lady who was breastfeeding.”— Seth MacFarlane, Peter Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.comTagged: breastfeeding, Metal Detector, Stealing, SASS
“We act like we didn't take a lot from the Simpsons. We took a lot from the Simpsons.”— Seth MacFarlane, Peter Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.comTagged: Sassy, Snark
“Lois Griffin: This is serious. We need to think about our kids' education. Of course, it's already too late for Meg to go to college and Chris is too dumb to get in anywhere. Chris Griffin: Yay! Stewie Griffin: No, Chris. Not yay.”— Seth MacFarlane, Chris Griffin (voice), Seth Green, imdb.comTagged: Stupid, College Education
“[while Peter and Quagmire are fighting] Kill him, dad! MURDER HIM!”— Seth MacFarlane, Meg Griffin (voice), Mila Kunis, imdb.comTagged: Kill Him, Murder
“I cry like Snoopy!”— Seth MacFarlane, Peter Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.comTagged: Crying, References To TV, Sad
“So, are you going to the gerbil's funeral on Friday?”— Seth MacFarlane, Stewie Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.comTagged: funeral, Death, Grief, awkward
“Hey. Guess where I have a crayon.”— Seth MacFarlane, Stewie Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.comTagged: Crayons, Gross