Episode
The Train Job
by Tim Minear, Joss Whedon, Gregg Henry, Michael Fairman, Andrew Bryniarski and 51 others
The crew of Serenity take on a train heist commissioned by a crime lord. They steal the goods, only to find it is medicine that's desperately needed by the town.
(35 total)
Characters
“Book: How's the girl? Mal: Still a little whimsical in the brainpan. Seems calm enough, though. Mal: [River knocks over a tray of medical instruments; both look her way at the sound of instruments clattering] Mm-hmm. Book: That young man's very brave. Mal: Yeah. [sarcastically] Mal: He's my hero. Bo…”
— Tim Minear, Joss Whedon, Malcolm Reynolds, Nathan Fillion, imdb.com
“That sounds like the Alliance. Unite all the planets under one rule so that everybody can be interfered with or ignored equally.”
— Tim Minear, Joss Whedon, Malcolm Reynolds, Nathan Fillion, imdb.com
“Zoë: Jayne? Jayne: Hey, I didn't fight in no war. Best o' luck, though.”
— Tim Minear, Joss Whedon, Jayne Cobb, Adam Baldwin, imdb.com
“Ladies and menfolk…[holds out a slip of paper]…we have ourselves a job. Take us out of the world, Wash. Got us some crime to be done.”
— Tim Minear, Joss Whedon, Malcolm Reynolds, Nathan Fillion, imdb.com
“Mal: [after getting tossed out a simulated bar window] Wash, we got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss. [Zoe comes out fighting a drunk; more join in as Mal takes on the one Zoe knocked down] Mal: Is Jayne even awake? [Jayne comes out fighting two at once, pushing them b…”
— Tim Minear, Joss Whedon, Malcolm Reynolds, Nathan Fillion, imdb.com
“Mal: [backed up against the edge of a cliff, facing the drunks from the bar] Oh, ho-ho! There's just an acre of you fellas, isn't there? This is why we lost, you know. Superior numbers. Zoë: Thanks for the reenactment, sir.”
— Tim Minear, Joss Whedon, Zoë Washburne, Gina Torres, imdb.com
“Niska: Oh, you do not like I kill this man? Mal: Oh no, I'm sure he was a...very bad person.”
— Tim Minear, Joss Whedon, Malcolm Reynolds, Nathan Fillion, imdb.com
“Mal: [on Niska] He's not the first psycho to hire us. Nor the last. You think that's a commentary on us? Zoë: I just have an image in my head of a guy hanging from the ceiling. Mal: I've got an image of it not being me. Let's do the thing.”
— Tim Minear, Joss Whedon, Malcolm Reynolds, Nathan Fillion, imdb.com
“Sheriff Bourne: You mind telling me, uh, when it was you last spoke to Joey Bloggs? Mal: Never did, myself. Sheriff Bourne: Right. Your uncle. And it was indicated to you that, uh, Joey had an opening? Mal: Any job would do. Sheriff Bourne: It's funny your Uncle never went to mentioning the Bowden's…”
— Tim Minear, Joss Whedon, Malcolm Reynolds, Nathan Fillion, imdb.com
“Jayne: [the three of them are playing Chinese checkers; to Mal] Your move. [Mal jumps four marbles] Zoë: That's a bold move. Mal: I live on the edge. [Zoe jumps six of his marbles] Jayne: Nice work, dumbass. Mal: [as Zoe chuckles] I've given some thought to moving off the edge. Not an ideal location…”
— Tim Minear, Joss Whedon, Jayne Cobb, Adam Baldwin, imdb.com
“Book: I wish I could help. [Inara turns to face him & he realizes what he said] I mean...I don't wanna help—not help help, but—not with the thieving, but— [Inara smiles, tries not to laugh] Book: I do feel awfully useless. Inara: You could always pray they make it back safely. Book: I don't think th…”
— Tim Minear, Joss Whedon, Inara Serra, Morena Baccarin, imdb.com