Season

Season 3

by Taran Noah Smith, Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Zachery Ty Bryan, Tim Allen, Patricia Richardson and 15 others

(5 total)

Characters

Bob Bendetson (3)Howard J. Morris (2)Tim Taylor (2)Bruce Ferber (2)Tim Allen (2)Jonathan Taylor Thomas (1)Jill Taylor (1)Patricia Richardson (1)Aaron Freeman (1)Curtis (1)

“That's a nice costume, Mrs. Taylor. You can't even tell how fat you are.”

— Bob Bendetson, Curtis, Aaron Freeman, imdb.com

Tagged: Backhanded Compliments

“Brad: We got everything except the garlic gloves. Jill: Garlic gloves? It's garlic cloves, honey. Randy: Oh, so we had Mark sniffing gloves for nothing.”

— Bob Bendetson, Bruce Ferber, Jill Taylor, Patricia Richardson, imdb.com

Tagged: cloves, gloves

“Tim: My sons are interested in baseball cards as an investment, and they don't wanna get ripped off. Salesman: Sorry, all we do here is rip people off. Store policy.”

— Bob Bendetson, Bruce Ferber, Tim Taylor, Tim Allen, imdb.com

Tagged: ripoff, baseball cards

“Randy: Did you rebel against your father? Tim: He died before I could be a real jerk. Randy: He'd be proud if he could see you now.”

— Howard J. Morris, Randy Taylor, Jonathan Taylor Thomas, imdb.com

Tagged: rebel, Jerk

“Randy: My dad's been in the hospital so much they gave him a preferred customer card. Tim: Yeah, one more head injury and we win a trip to Hawaii.”

— Howard J. Morris, Tim Taylor, Tim Allen, imdb.com

Tagged: hospital, head injury