Episode

Big Shots

by Allan Murray, Elaine Loh, Flynn Morrison, Jordan Masterson, Christoph Sanders and 14 others

Mike finds himself in the middle between Kristin and Ryan when it’s discovered that Boyd was never vaccinated for chicken pox. Meanwhile, Mandy refuses to believe that Kyle let Eve beat him in a shooting gallery game.

(5 total)

Characters

Joey Gutierrez (5)Tim Allen (2)Mike Baxter (2)Nancy Travis (1)Kaitlyn Dever (1)Mandy Baxter (1)Vanessa Baxter (1)Eve Baxter (1)Molly Ephraim (1)

“Mike Baxter: Acne's not contagious. Mandy Baxter: I don't know that, kids at school stayed away from them, treated them like leopards. Vanessa Baxter: I think you mean leper. Mandy Baxter: The D's silent, I didn't know that.”

— Joey Gutierrez, Mandy Baxter, Molly Ephraim, imdb.com

Tagged: leper, leopard, Acne, Contagious

“Eve Baxter: Little girl? You're lucky this rifle was chained down or you'd be limping out of here carrying a concealed weapon. Kyle Anderson: I don't understand. Mandy Baxter: She's gonna put it up your butt.”

— Joey Gutierrez, Eve Baxter, Kaitlyn Dever, imdb.com

Tagged: Guns, concealed weapon, butt

“Vanessa Baxter: Can you believe there's another Kardashian? Mike Baxter: Like cars, comes out with a new model every year, got that new Kardashian smell.”

— Joey Gutierrez, Vanessa Baxter, Nancy Travis, imdb.com

Tagged: kardashian, new car, Smell

“Those of you waging a war against vaccinations, you're going to lose that war, vaccines won the Revolutionary War. See at that time there was a big outbreak of smallpox, not to be confused with great pox, which is what they called syphilis, that led to the great 18th century pick up line, 'Come on b…”

— Joey Gutierrez, Mike Baxter, Tim Allen, imdb.com

Tagged: variolation, George Washington, Revolutionary War, Spotted Dick, Syphilis

“Ryan: Scared of a little boy? Mike Baxter: This coming from the guy who took one look at him and left for three years.”

— Joey Gutierrez, Mike Baxter, Tim Allen, imdb.com

Tagged: Fear, sissy, coward