Episode

The Scofflaw

by Peter Mehlman, Officer Morgan, Ivory Ocean, Andy Ackerman, Wayne Knight and 22 others

George meets an old friend who's spent the last few months undergoing chemotherapy, that everyone knew except him. Kramer calls a litterbug "a pig" near a cop who's on a quest to catch a longtime parking ticket scofflaw. Kramer wanting to change his image

(4 total)

Characters

Peter Mehlman (4)Wayne Knight (1)Elaine Benes (1)Newman (1)Officer Morgan (1)Ivory Ocean (1)Toupee Salesman (1)Julia Louis-Dreyfus (1)Basil Hoffman (1)

“All you people with hair think you're so damn superior! You have no idea what it's like. You ever look down in the bottom of your tub and see a fist fulla hair? How'd you like to start your day with that?”

— Peter Mehlman, Toupee Salesman, Basil Hoffman, imdb.com

Tagged: Male Pattern Baldness, Balding, Shame

“You don't think I know how you're feeling, every second of the day? Looking over your shoulder to see if someone's coming up from behind. Sitting alone at night, knowing they could be closing in.”

— Peter Mehlman, Newman, Wayne Knight, imdb.com

Tagged: Paranoia, Fear, dread

“Kramer, you don't understand. He made the last contact between us. I had the upper hand in the post-breakup relationship. If he thinks that I said hi, then I lose the upper hand.”

— Peter Mehlman, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com

Tagged: Breakups, Upper Hand, Power Struggles

“Mr. Kramer, let me tell you a story. In nineteen-seventy-nine I ticketed a brown Dodge Diplomat for parking in a church zone. That fine was never paid, and since then that scofflaw has piled up more parking tickets than anyone in New York City. For sixteen years I pursued him, only to see him give m…”

— Peter Mehlman, Officer Morgan, Ivory Ocean, imdb.com

Tagged: Parking Fines, Parking, Parking Tickets, New York City, Moby Dick