Episode

The Postponement

by Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, Andy Ackerman, Evie Peck and 12 others

Elaine's dog problem is solved by a neighborly rabbi with a cable show. Kramer's involvement in the dognapping worries him when he finds out about its impact on his permanent record. Overwhelmed with it all, George decides he wants to postpone the engagem

(7 total)

Characters

Larry David (7)Jerry Seinfeld (4)George Costanza (3)Jason Alexander (3)Michael Richards (1)Cosmo Kramer (1)Bruce Mahler (1)Rabbi Glickman (1)

“A young lady I know, let's call her Elaine, happened to find herself overwhelmed with feelings of resentment and hostility for her friend, let's call him George. She felt that George was somewhat of a loser and that she was the one who deserved to be married first. She also happened to mention to me…”

— Larry David, Rabbi Glickman, Bruce Mahler, imdb.com

Tagged: resentment, Hostility, Secrets, prostitution, losers

“You didn't have makeup sex? How could you not have makeup sex? I mean that's the best feature of the heavy relationship.”

— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Breakups, arguments, Sex, Makeup Sex, Relationshps

“It's very difficult. Few men have the constitution for it. That's why breakups take two or three tries. You gotta build up your immunity.”

— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Breakups, Immunity

“You see those tears streaming down, you don't know what to do. It was like she was on fire and I was trying to put her out.”

— Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Breakups, Crying, Tantrums, manipulation, Guilt

“Spring. Rejuvenation. Rebirth. Everything's blooming. All that crap.”

— Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Springtime, Flowers, Rebirth, Rejuvenation

“It can never be erased. It'll follow us wherever we go for the rest of our lives. I'll never be able to get a job. I mean, doesn't that concern you? Everything I've worked for...down the drain because of one stupid mistake. I mean, aren't we entitled to make one mistake in our lives, Jerry?”

— Larry David, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com

Tagged: Kidnapping, Criminal Record, Social Stigma, Shame, Fall From Grace

“I will never understand the bathrooms in this country. Why is it that the doors on the stalls do not come all the way down to the floor?”

— Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: bathrooms, Bathroom Doors, inventions, Privacy