A young lady I know, let's call her Elaine, happened to find herself overwhelmed with feelings of resentment and hostility for her friend, let's call him George. She felt that George was somewhat of a loser and that she was the one who deserved to be married first. She also happened to mention to me…
Catalog
Episode
The Postponement
Elaine's dog problem is solved by a neighborly rabbi with a cable show. Kramer's involvement in the dognapping worries him when he finds out about its impact on his permanent record. Overwhelmed with it all, George decides he wants to postpone the engagem
You didn't have makeup sex? How could you not have makeup sex? I mean that's the best feature of the heavy relationship.
It's very difficult. Few men have the constitution for it. That's why breakups take two or three tries. You gotta build up your immunity.
You see those tears streaming down, you don't know what to do. It was like she was on fire and I was trying to put her out.
Spring. Rejuvenation. Rebirth. Everything's blooming. All that crap.
It can never be erased. It'll follow us wherever we go for the rest of our lives. I'll never be able to get a job. I mean, doesn't that concern you? Everything I've worked for...down the drain because of one stupid mistake. I mean, aren't we entitled to make one mistake in our lives, Jerry?
I will never understand the bathrooms in this country. Why is it that the doors on the stalls do not come all the way down to the floor?