Season

Shameless Season 7

by Steve Howey, Emma Kenney, William H. Macy, Emmy Rossum, Cameron Monaghan and 4 others

The Gallaghers have always scraped by, but season seven finds some of them finally getting a leg up, with more changes than the Chicago River. When Frank awakens from a coma to learn that his loved ones tossed him in the river, he declares war – Gallagher

(20 total)

Characters

Etan Frankel (9)William H. Macy (5)Frank Gallagher (5)Phillip 'Lip' Gallagher (4)John Wells (4)Sheila Callaghan (4)Jeremy Allen White (4)Steve Howey (3)Krista Vernoff (3)Emmy Rossum (3)

“I forgive you for everything you've done. For stealing my dad's car and driving it into Lake Michigan. For not telling me when you cut that batch of coke with just a touch of Drano. I forgive you for promising me to that drug dealer in exchange for crystal meth. I forgive you for dragging me three b…”

— Etan Frankel, Monica Gallagher, Chloe Webb, imdb.com

Tagged: True Love, Funny Forgiveness

“I prefer the hands yanking my Johnson to be soft, petite, and wearing nail polish.”

— John Wells, Phillip 'Lip' Gallagher, Jeremy Allen White, imdb.com

Tagged: Handjobs

“You are not gonna hand a pound of meth to a six-year-old.”

— John Wells, Fiona Gallagher, Emmy Rossum, imdb.com

Tagged: Crystal Meth, Giving Meth To Young People

“You couldn't count on her, but she never had a bad thing to say about anyone, and she always had a good time. And that's something.”

— John Wells, Fiona Gallagher, Emmy Rossum, imdb.com

Tagged: What To Say At A Funeral For Someone That Was Not Perfect

“You're my best friend and the best fuck I ever had.”

— Etan Frankel, Monica Gallagher, Chloe Webb, imdb.com

Tagged: Lovers

“I do not show love regular. I show by doing. I fix bar. I watch kids. I cook. I give oral. I protect from dangerous Russian.”

— Sheila Callaghan, Svetlana, Isidora Goreshter, imdb.com

Tagged: Showing Love Through Doing

“I got no clean drawers, and my junk hasn't been lady-touched in a week.”

— Sheila Callaghan, Kevin 'Kev' Ball, Steve Howey, imdb.com

Tagged: Lonely Man

“Why was the broom late for the meeting? It overswept.”

— Sheila Callaghan, Frank Gallagher, William H. Macy, imdb.com

Tagged: Jokes, Word Play, Brooms

“I was raised by a con artist, so I know one when I see one.”

— Krista Vernoff, Fiona Gallagher, Emmy Rossum, imdb.com

Tagged: Con Artists

“Look, it was fun while it lasted, but it stopped being fun right around the time she started fucking her fake father with the scary tattoos in our bed.”

— Krista Vernoff, Kevin 'Kev' Ball, Steve Howey, imdb.com

Tagged: Not So Common Relationship Problems

“Daddy Frank, you are a serious badass and an essential member of this family.”

— Krista Vernoff, Frank Gallagher, William H. Macy, imdb.com

“I just thought squirting was a myth, like unicorns or moderate Republicans.”

— Etan Frankel, Phillip 'Lip' Gallagher, Jeremy Allen White, imdb.com

Tagged: Female Ejaculation, Sex

“Ah, babe, you've never had in-laws. This is what they do. They stop by unannounced and annoy the shit out of you.”

— Etan Frankel, Kevin 'Kev' Ball, Steve Howey, imdb.com

Tagged: in-laws, What Happens When You Get Married

“Fuck mortgage-backed security. Fuck bailouts. Fuck too big to fail. It's time we get a piece of the action.”

— Etan Frankel, Phillip 'Lip' Gallagher, Jeremy Allen White, imdb.com

Tagged: Too Big Too Fail, Working Class Anger

“I'm washing dishes, and Carl's got a scholarship. The world's upside-down.”

— Etan Frankel, Phillip 'Lip' Gallagher, Jeremy Allen White, imdb.com

Tagged: Upside Down World

“Minimum wage? Just a fancy term for industrialized slavery.”

— Etan Frankel, Frank Gallagher, William H. Macy, imdb.com

Tagged: Minimum Wage, Working Class

“Find someone to keep you. How? You find someone weak, stupid, and desperate. And you wear bras so your breasts levitate.”

— Sheila Callaghan, Svetlana, Isidora Goreshter, imdb.com

Tagged: Find A Man, sex appeal, Using Femininity To Take Advantage Of Men

“This is not a dictatorship. This is America. Give me liberty, or give me meth.”

— John Wells, Frank Gallagher, William H. Macy, imdb.com

Tagged: Drugs, Crystal Meth, Methamphetamine, America

“Sun all year round, no more freezing our asses off. Just sandals and tequila from here on, man.”

— Etan Frankel, Mickey Milkovich, Noel Fisher, imdb.com

Tagged: Escape to Mexico, Life on The Beach

“All I had to do was pull out and you would have never been born.”

— Etan Frankel, Frank Gallagher, William H. Macy, imdb.com

Tagged: Insults To Your Children, Could Have Stopped Your Life