Movie

Sixteen Candles

by Paul Dooley, Molly Ringwald, Samantha 'Sam' Baker, Justin Henry, Mike Baker and 67 others

A teenage girls deals with her parents forgetting her birthday and a crush on her high school's heartthrob.

(15 total)

Characters

John Hughes (14)Molly Ringwald (5)Samantha (5)Anthony Michael Hall (2)Geek 'Farmer Ted' (2)Paul Dooley (2)Jim Baker (2)Edward Andrews (1)Liane Curtis (1)Howard Baker (1)

“Brenda Baker: Don't be a smartass. Mike Baker: OK, I'll be a dumbass.”

— John Hughes, Mike Baker, Justin Henry, imdb.com

Tagged: smartass, Dumbass

“I want a serious girlfriend. Somebody I can love, that's gonna love me back. Is that psycho?”

— John Hughes, Jake Ryan, Michael Schoeffling, imdb.com

Tagged: Girlfriend, Love, psycho

“What was he wearing? Well, uh, let's see, he was wearing a red argyle sweater, and tan trousers, and red shoes... Hmm? No, he's not retarded.”

— John Hughes, Howard Baker, Edward Andrews, imdb.com

Tagged: argyle, Retarded

“[to Samantha] Can I borrow your underpants for 10 minutes?”

— John Hughes, Geek 'Farmer Ted', Anthony Michael Hall, imdb.com

Tagged: panty fetish, creepy

“No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food!”

— John Hughes, Long Duk Dong, Gedde Watanabe, imdb.com

Tagged: chinese stereotypes, me hungry

“I really love Rudy. He is totally enamored of me. I mean, I've had men who've loved me before, but not for six months in a row.”

— John Hughes, imdb.com

Tagged: enamored, Crush

“Brenda Baker: Can you remember to turn off the stove in twenty minutes? Samantha: I can remember lots of things.”

— John Hughes, Samantha, Molly Ringwald, imdb.com

Tagged: Tasks, stove, Memory

“Would you stop feeling sorry for yourself? It's bad for your complexion.”

— John Hughes, Randy, Liane Curtis, imdb.com

Tagged: Self-Pity, skincare

“By night's end, I predict me and her will interface.”

— John Hughes, Geek 'Farmer Ted', Anthony Michael Hall, imdb.com

Tagged: interface, Double Entendres

“Donger's here for five hours, and he's got somebody. I live here my whole life, and I'm like a disease.”

— John Hughes, Samantha, Molly Ringwald, imdb.com

Tagged: disease, stalker, Annoying

“That's why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they'd call 'em something else.”

— John Hughes, Jim Baker, Paul Dooley, imdb.com

Tagged: crushes, Love

“I loathe the bus. There has to be a more dignified mode of transportation.”

— John Hughes, Samantha, Molly Ringwald, imdb.com

Tagged: bus, dignified, Transportation

“I can't believe this. They fucking forgot my birthday.”

— John Hughes, Samantha, Molly Ringwald, imdb.com

Tagged: birthday, Fucking, Forgot

“Samantha: When you don't have anything, you don't have anything to lose. Right? Randy: That's a cheerful thought.”

— John Hughes, Samantha, Molly Ringwald, imdb.com

Tagged: nothing to lose, cheerful, Sarcasm

“That's why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they'd call them something else.”

— Paul Dooley, Jim Baker, amazon.com

Tagged: Dad Quotes, Dad Advice