Season

Season 7

by Trey Parker, Isaac Hayes, Matt Stone, Mary Kay Bergman, Eliza Schneider and 15 others

Season seven of South Park, an American animated television series created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone, began airing on March 19, 2003. The seventh season concluded after 15 episodes on December 17, 2003.

(7 total)

Characters

Trey Parker (7)Matt Stone (4)Butters (2)Kyle Broflovski (1)Eric Cartman (1)Gary Harrison (1)Kyle McCulloch (1)Father Maxi (1)

“Well yeah, and I'm sad, but at the same time I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like, it makes me feel alive, you know? It makes me feel human. And the only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt somethin' really good before. So I have to take the bad with the good…”

— Trey Parker, Butters, Matt Stone, imdb.com

Tagged: Sadness, Happiness, Feelings, Being Alive

“Gary Harrison: [to Stan] Look, maybe us Mormons do believe in crazy stories that make absolutely no sense, and maybe Joseph Smith did make it all up, but I have a great life, and a great family, and I have the Book of Mormon to thank for that. The truth is, I don't care if Joseph Smith made it all u…”

— Trey Parker, Gary Harrison, Kyle McCulloch, imdb.com

Tagged: Mormons, joseph smith, suck my balls

“Well, thanks for offering to let me in your clique, guys, but, to be honest, I'd rather be a crying little pussy than a faggy Goth kid.”

— Trey Parker, Butters, Matt Stone, imdb.com

Tagged: Pussy, faggy, goth, Clique

“It is sometimes hard, in times like these, to understand God's way. Why would he allow nine innocent people to be run down in the prime of their lives by a senior citizen who, perhaps, shouldn't be driving? It is then that we must understand, God's sense of humor is very different from our own. He d…”

— Trey Parker, Father Maxi, Matt Stone, imdb.com

Tagged: Preachers, God, Farce, macabre

“Kyle: You guys! I have awesome news! Cartman: You have AIDS?”

— Trey Parker, Kyle Broflovski, Matt Stone, imdb.com

Tagged: AIDS, humor

“I'm not fat, I just have a sweet hockey body.”

— Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, imdb.com

Tagged: fat, Fat shaming, hockey body

“Alright, go home, you little semen-puking asshole dick head.”

— Trey Parker, imdb.com

Tagged: asshole, semen, dick head, puking