Season 1

“And another thing. If you don't take that insulting commercial off the air, I'll sue, report you to the FCC, and... and... slap your face!”

— Warren Foster, Wilma Flintstone, Jean Van Der Pyl, imdb.com

“Bartender... rocks over rocks. And bartender... put that in a dirty glass.”

— Arthur Phillips, Perry Gunite, John Stephenson, imdb.com

“Barney Rubble: [while looking over the hot piano] Hold it? Do you get a guarantee with it? Eighty-Eight Fingers Louie: Certainly. I guarantee it's a piano. And when Eighty-Eight Fingers Louie makes that guarantee he stands by it.”

— Warren Foster, Barney Rubble, Mel Blanc, imdb.com

“Fred Flintstone: [the piano gets stuck in the doorway] Stand back, Barney. I'm going to put a little weight behind it. Barney Rubble: But Fred, you're a lot of weight!”

— Warren Foster, imdb.com

“How are ya? Glad to see ya! Please go right ahead, don't mind little old me. We're drawing a Snorkasaurus aren't we? Yes we are, love it, love it, love it! But we are making mistakes, aren't we? Allow me sir, eh? Thank you. As I remember, a snorkasaurus is a handsome animal. Regal head. More shape t…”

— Warren Foster, Dino Snorkasaurus, Jerry Mann, imdb.com

“Barney Rubble: At least I don't have to hide under the bed if the prowler shows up! Fred Flintstone: Who said I did? Barney Rubble: Wilma told Betty. Fred Flintstone: She heard a noise and tried to get under the bed. Barney Rubble: And she couldn't. You were there first. Fred Flintstone: All right f…”

— Joseph Barbera, Barney Rubble, Mel Blanc, imdb.com

“[singing] Here we come / On the run / With a burger on a bun / And a dab of coleslaw on the side / Oh, your tastes we will tickle / With a cold dill pickle / And all of our potatoes are French fried, fried, fried / Our burgers can't be beat / Cuz we grind our own meat / Grind, grind, grind, grind, g…”

— Warren Foster, Wilma Flintstone, Jean Van Der Pyl, imdb.com

“[singing] Here we come / On the run / With a burger on a bun / And a dab of coleslaw on the side / Oh, your tastes we will tickle / With a cold dill pickle / And all of our potatoes are French fried, fried, fried / Our burgers can't be beat / Cuz we grind our own meat / Grind, grind, grind, grind, g…”

— Warren Foster, Carhop Gwen, Ginny Terry, imdb.com

“[Inside Buddy Buddy Jewelry & department store building] Store Customer: Thanks. May I have my collateral back now? Clerk: There you are, Mister Slate. Store Customer: Hi, children. [after his son & daughter are brought back to him, they speak, calling him daddy] Store Customer: Come home, children.…”

— Warren Foster, Mr. Slate, John Stephenson, imdb.com

“Fred Flintstone: The ring wasn't in the flour canister. So it's got to be in the batter. [slowly peeks around the corner] Wilma Flintstone: FRED! Fred Flintstone: [jumps] AAH! Wilma Flintstone: What are you peeking around corners for?”

— Warren Foster, Wilma Flintstone, Jean Van Der Pyl, imdb.com

“Television Producer: Now I know you've been rehearsing at home, and you know your part. But project. You know, project. You're the frogmouth. You're loud, you're noisy, you're obnoxious. Lots of decibels, you got it? The Frogmouth: [in a meek voice] I think so. No. No. Nobody would do this to me. It…”

— Warren Foster, Wilma Flintstone, Jean Van Der Pyl, imdb.com

“Costumer: [Fred tries on a fake beard as a disguise] And with this hat on I guarantee your own mother won't recognize you! Fred Flintstone: [walking outside] GOOD! GOOD! Now I can go anywhere in town and eat! Barney Rubble: Hiya, Fred! Costumer: [back in the costume shop] Back so soon, Mr. Flintston…”

— Warren Foster, Fred Flintstone, Alan Reed, imdb.com

“[singing] Here we come / On the run / With a burger on a bun / And a dab of coleslaw on the side / Oh, your tastes we will tickle / With a cold dill pickle / And all of our potatoes are French fried, fried, fried / Our burgers can't be beat / Cuz we grind our own meat / Grind, grind, grind, grind, g…”

— Warren Foster, Michael Maltese, Carhop Gwen, Ginny TYLER, imdb.com

“Barney Rubble: Can I ask you something, Fred? Fred Flintstone: Make it good, because it's the last time I'm speaking to you. Barney Rubble: Why did you drink my car polish? Fred Flintstone: Car polish! Barney, do something! Barney Rubble: I'll get a chamois!”

— Warren Foster, Michael Maltese, Barney Rubble, Mel Blanc, imdb.com

“Barney Rubble: The last bus for the track leaves in an hour. I'll go down and bet the money. Fred Flintstone: What do you know about betting at the track? Barney Rubble: I saw it on a TV show once.”

— Warren Foster, Michael Maltese, Barney Rubble, Mel Blanc, imdb.com

“Your only friend is a buck and the more bucks you got the more friends you got.”

— Warren Foster, imdb.com

“Barney Rubble: [Hiding in the TV set] Are you having trouble sleeping at night? It might be because you're a deadbeat. Pay off those annoying TV bills with one big payment, and get a good night's sleep. Fred Flintstone: [Picks up TV set and starts shaking it] Rubble, I'll get you out of there even i…”

— Warren Foster, Barney Rubble, Mel Blanc, imdb.com

“Fred Flintstone: [after discovering Barney has walked away with the TV set] Are you nuts? Barney Rubble: But Fred, you told me to be ruthless. Fred Flintstone: Ruthless? You put that set back or you'll be toothless!”

— Warren Foster, Fred Flintstone, Alan Reed, imdb.com

“Fred Flintstone: Who is your bosom buddy, close friend, and lifelong pal? Barney Rubble: How many guesses do I get?”

— Warren Foster, imdb.com

“Betty Rubble: [on the phone with Wilma] They haven't spoken to each other for five days. I'm sick and tired of it. I told him to go right over and make up with Fred. Wilma Flintstone: What did he say? Betty Rubble: He absolutely refused. So I said to him 'I'm going to invite my mother to come visit…”

— Warren Foster, Barney Rubble, Mel Blanc, imdb.com