Season

Season 2

by Thomas Lennon, Matthew Perry, Wendell Pierce, Lindsay Sloane, Yvette Nicole Brown

(4 total)

Characters

Jack Klugman (4)Oscar Madison (4)Bill Idelson (2)harvey miller (2)Perry Grant (2)Dick Bensfield (2)

“Home delivery is for newspapers, not for babies!”

— Bill Idelson, harvey miller, Oscar Madison, Jack Klugman, imdb.com

Tagged: home delivery, Newspapers, babies

“Oscar Madison: [Oscar loses Felix's burial deposit, and goes to the cemetery to make amends] I just want to know who bought plot 204. Cemetery Salesman: Oh, I'm sorry, sir, but that's privileged information... We don't give that out to the public. Oscar Madison: Well, I can appreciate that, but I wa…”

— Perry Grant, Dick Bensfield, Oscar Madison, Jack Klugman, imdb.com

Tagged: Cemeteries, burial plots

“David Steinberg: I noticed that Felix takes his used flashbulbs and he puts them back in their boxes. And he keeps them all so neatly stacked. Oscar Madison: He's the same way at home. It's like living with a chipmunk.”

— harvey miller, Bill Idelson, Oscar Madison, Jack Klugman, imdb.com

Tagged: meticulous, chipmunk, neat, Prissy

“Oscar Madison: Your name is Homer? [Shocked upon hearing Speed's real name from the guard] Speed: [Sarcastically] What? You think when I was born my parents named me SPEED?”

— Perry Grant, Dick Bensfield, Oscar Madison, Jack Klugman, imdb.com

Tagged: Homer, speed, Parents