“I wish I could menstruate. I'd be more in tune with the moon and the tides.”— Dwight Schrute, amazon.comTagged: The Office, humor
“Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.”— Dwight Schrute, amazon.comTagged: The Office, humor
“I am ready to face any challenge that might be foolish enough to face me.”— Dwight Schrute, amazon.comTagged: The Office, humor
“I just want to be friends plus a little extra, also I love you.”— Dwight Schrute, amazon.comTagged: The Office, humor
“All you need is love? False. The four basic human necessities are air, water, food and shelter.”— Dwight Schrute, amazon.comTagged: The Office, humor
“I love catching people in the act. That's why I always whip open doors.”— Dwight Schrute, amazon.comTagged: The Office, humor
“When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had absorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No. I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.”— Dwight Schrute, amazon.comTagged: humor, The Office
“How are you not murdered every hour?”— Andy Bernard, amazon.comTagged: fuck off, Go Away, Irritated, People, talking
“Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”— Michael, amazon.comTagged: The Office, The Office Quotes
“The worst thing about prison were the Dementors.”— Michael, amazon.comTagged: The Office Quotes, Office Quotes
“Why be a dad when you can be a fun uncle ? I've never heard of anyone rebelling against their fun uncle.”— Michael, amazon.comTagged: The Office Quotes, T.V Quotes
“Can I just say that of all the idiots in all the idiot villages in all the idiot worlds, you stand alone, my friend.”— Michael, amazon.comTagged: The Office Quotes, Office Quotes
“By the end of the fourth grade, the lunch lady was actually the person I hung out with the most.”— Michael, amazon.comTagged: The Office Quotes, Office Quotes, T.V Quotes, Funny Quotes
“Michael: The Jamaicans don't have a word for. Jim: Yup It's English”— Michael And Jim, amazon.comTagged: The Office Quotes, T.V Quotes
“Saw Inception. Or at least I dreamt I did.”— Michael, amazon.comTagged: The Office Quotes, Office Quotes, T.V Quotes, Funny Quotes
“One thing you need to know about me, I don't quit, until something tears or pops.”— Dwight, amazon.comTagged: The Office Quotes, Office Quotes, T.V Quotes, Funny Quotes
“The only problem is when I try to make a taco, I get too excited.”— Kevin, amazon.comTagged: T.V Quotes, The Office Quotes, Funny Quotes
“I don't need the woods, I have a nice wood desk. And I don't need fresh air, I have the freshest air around, A.C.”— Michael, amazon.comTagged: T.V Quotes, The Office Quotes, Funny Quotes
“Campus. Brings me back to so many memories I would have made.”— Michael, amazon.comTagged: T.V Quotes, The Office Quotes