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The Office

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“Jim: "Question: What kind of bear is best?" Dwight: "That's a ridiculous question." Jim: "False. Black bear.”

“Whenever i'm about to do something, I think. 'Would an idiot do that? And if they would, I do not do that thing.”

“There's too many people on this earth, we need a new plague.”

“Pam would you please tell Darryl this is not a women's suit.”

“When I see someone smile at me all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.”

“I've been involved in a number of cults both as a leader and a follower.”

“What's a two way petting zoo? Jim: You pet the animals they pet you back.”