via twitter.com

“you can drink all the pinepple juice in the world your pussy is still gonna smell and taste like pussy.”

— krisdinee, baebiigurl.tumblr.com

“pussy is supposed to smell like pussy!!! not fruit, water, fresh laundry, good childhood memories or anything else ok???”

— krisdinee, baebiigurl.tumblr.com

“I’ll cry at the end of the day, not with fresh makeup.”

— Kim Kardashian, twitter.com

“I love Hispanics!”

— Donald Trump, twitter.com

“Just arrived in Scotland. Place is going wild over the vote. They took their country back, just like we will take America back. No games!”

— Donald Trump, twitter.com

“Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q is one of the highest - and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure, it’s not your fault.”

— Donald Trump, twitter.com

“Always trust yourself, think for yourself, act for yourself, speak for yourself. Be yourself!”

— Melania Trump, twitter.com

“When a white female artist pens countless songs bashing her ex-flames & former friends without their stamp of approval, it's considered "musical genius" and "art" but when a black male artist does so, it's considered "character assassination." Another racist double sandard in our country which must…”

— Daniel Preda, rxse-gxld.tumblr.com

“The blog era, the real blog era, was so special man. People might never really know about it.”

— Nah Right, twitter.com

“What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate.”

— Donald Trump, twitter.com

“Your business, and your brand must first let people know what you care about and that you care about them.”

— Donald Trump, twitter.com

“In the end, you're measured not by how much you undertake, but by what you finally accomplish.”

— Donald Trump, twitter.com

“If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable.”

— Donald Trump, twitter.com

“Syrian refugees are the threats? No. The biggest threat to our society is the white male ego.”

— Dylan Goldberg, twitter.com

“A man’s got to do what a man’s got to do. A woman must do what he can’t.”

— Rhonda Hansome, twitter.com

“It’s not my responsibility to be beautiful. I’m not alive for that purpose. My existence is not about how desirable you find me.”

— Warsan Shire, twitter.com

“Voldemort was nowhere near as bad.”

— J. K. Rowling, twitter.com

“The NRA was quiet as a mouse about Philando's execution and 2nd amendment rights being violated. But now they speak [ photo ]”

— Tariq Nasheed, twitter.com

“Summer: Hair gets lighter. Skin gets darker. Water gets warmer. Drinks get colder. Music gets louder. Nights get longer. Life gets better.”

— Unknown, twitter.com

“I could taste the salt on her lips, each kiss like a summer wave breaking on an empty beach.”

— Michael Faudet, twitter.com