“When in doubt, go with the guy with the long prison record.”— Bruce Zimmerman, David Rossi, Joe Mantegna, imdb.com
“When a woman tells a man about her feelings, she doesn't want him to fix her. She wants him to shut up and listen.”— Andrew Wilder, Emily Prentiss, Paget Brewster, imdb.com
“When those dreams you're dreamin' come to you, when the work you put in is realized... Let yourself feel the pride, but always stay humble and kind. I know you've got mountains to climb, but always stay humble and kind.”— Tim McGraw, open.spotify.com
“If you get married, keep your own money, and always hide it, somewhere your husband would never think of.”— Natalka Burian, lennyletter.com
“Vulnerability always begets connection and intimacy. Stay vulnerable with each other.”— Kristen Bell, twitter.com
“Observe calmly; secure our position; cope with affairs calmly; hide our capacities and bide our time; be good at maintaining a low profile; and never claim leadership.”— Deng Xiaoping, amazon.com
“Stop seeing yourself as a list of mistakes, and instead as a collage of days and circumstances that you’ve survived.”— AQUARIUS, thoughtcatalog.com
“Why did God make man before He made woman? Because He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“I have no advice to give to young actors. To young, struggling actresses, my advice is to keep struggling. If you struggle long enough, you will never get in trouble and if you never get in trouble, you will never be much of an actress.”— Groucho Marx, amazon.com
“Here's some simple advice: Always be yourself. Never take yourself to seriously. And beware of advice from experts, pigs, and members of Parliament.”— Jim Henson, amazon.com
“You only have to do a very few things right in your life so long as you don't do too many things wrong.”— Warren Buffett, telegraph.co.uk
“Now this isn't meant to make anyone feel like college is a waste of time, because for so many people it's not. But don't go because you feel like you have to. If your heart isn't in it, then why spend four years of your life stuck somewhere you don't want to be?”— Shane Dawson, amazon.com
“I'm here to tell you that it gets worse. It really does. The problems you have as a kid will seem ridiculous when you get older because bigger and worse problems will come along. But you will learn to deal with them easier as you grow up, or, like me, you'll just stop giving a shit. So yes, it gets…”— Shane Dawson, amazon.com
“Now what does the little man inside you say? See you gotta listen to the little man.”— Larry David, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com
“There are two kinds of people, those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group; there is less competition there.”— Mel Robbins, twitter.com
“I have been trying to point out that in our lives chance may have an astonishing influence and, if I may offer advice to the young laboratory worker, it would be this—never neglect an extraordinary appearance or happening. It may be—usually is, in fact—a false alarm that leads to nothing, but may on…”— Alexander Fleming, amazon.com