“Here’s the thing about confidence, Miss Swan… It’s great at starting a fight, not so great at finishing one.”— Tze Chun, Dana Horgan, Mr. Gold, Robert Carlyle, imdb.com
“Spock: I need your advice. McCoy: Then I need a drink.”— Art Wallace, Spock, Leonard Nimoy, imdb.com
“One of the advantages of being a captain, Doctor, is being able to ask for advice without necessarily having to take it.”— Shimon Wincelberg, James T. Kirk, William Shatner, imdb.com
“In nature, a horse will not offer you his hoof until you gain his trust.”— Dan Vebber, Roger The Alien, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
“Look at me, I'm terrible at giving advice. I have no moral conscience whatsoever. If you won't do this for me, do it for your stupid friends out there. Trust me, they're completely lost without you.”— Craig Bartlett, Steve Viksten, Joe Ansolabehere, Helga Pataki (voice), Francesca Smith, imdb.com
“If you don't make attempts to befriend someone loneliness is guaranteed to eat you alive.”— Cheo Hodari Coker, Reva Connors, Parisa Fitz-Henley, imdb.com
“Leo: Any words of advice? Cyrus: Nope. Well, maybe. Try and protect your soul if you still have one. It's futile, but you should still try.”— Mark Wilding, Shonda Rhimes, Cyrus Beene, Jeff Perry, imdb.com
“No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.”— Glenn Howerton, Charlie Day, Charlie Kelly, Charlie Day, imdb.com
“Greg: A dude just left your apartment! You took some guy home from our date and slept with him? What is wrong with you? I don't understand! Rebecca: No, see that's it, you don't understand. Like, I'm not... I'm not an adult! Like, what we were doing back at the taco festival, like being like all adu…”— Erin Ehrlich, Rebecca Bunch, Rachel Bloom, imdb.com
“Look upon this advice in the friendly way it is meant, as I wish you to be a independent as your circumstances will admit and to be so, is to exert yourself in the management of your estate. If you do not no one else will.”— Martha Washington, amazon.com
“Make friends outside your bubble. The more you do, the more you will grow.”— Elsie Larson, abeautifulmess.com
“Building a life with another human being means working with what you have.”— Heather Havrilesky, thecut.com
“"I watched young dogs when I was young. They were given bones to gnaw. Those of you whose teeth have fallen out did not gnaw on bones. This is my advice.”— Saparmurat Niyazov, telegraph.co.uk
“The central fallacy in modern life is that accomplishments can produce deep satisfaction. That's false.”— David Brooks, amazon.com
“The average college GPA for a self-made millionaire is somewhere in the low B range. But at some crucial point in their lives, somebody told them they were too stupid to do something and they set out to prove the bastards wrong.”— David Brooks, amazon.com
“I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”— Steven Rosenhaus, Chandler Muriel Bing, Matthew Perry, imdb.com