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Quotes tagged ‘Dating’
She fell in love with every guy she ever dated.
Ryan: Your eyes match your dress. Annie: Well, the meatballs match your eyes.
Because of what I looked like or because there's a certain way that your body is supposed to be, and I'm not that. And that maybe if I was just sweet enough and nice enough and easy-going enough with any guy, that would be enough for someone.
Annie: What are you Mrs. Doubtfire? You gonna get 'em in the same restaurant and just juggle 'em back and forth? Fran: Ok, first of all, that's not the plot of Mrs. Doubtfire. Mrs. Doubtfire is about one man trying to convince one family that he's two people. I'm one person trying to fuck two people…
Not too many famous people. I go with broken-down, lost girls. That’s my thing.
It feels good to wank, so it must be like that, but better. And doing it with someone who likes you must be awesome, because they really get you. Maybe the two of you become one, like the Spice Girls said.
When you can take possession of your own timeline and take up space with your authentic self, everything changes.
But now he thought we were on a date. Because, technically, we were.
One of the most radical acts of growth you can achieve is noticing what makes you different without blaming yourself for it.
You deserve conversation, flirtation, consideration. You deserve all of the fucks, my friend.
Yes, you’ve got a thrilling new infatuation, but what is your partner gaining by learning about this? Nothing, beyond a newfound sense of doubt in their partner’s commitment.
Well, it turns out life is not a meritocracy. If you show up, even in the most perfect human form, you will get your heart broken. You just will. That's part of the deal. No one gets out unscathed, unless they stay home.
It’s a slot machine pass that you always win: Put in a bit of time and a few swipes, crank the lever, and out comes a parade of choices of people who might call you pretty and say they want to buy you a drink.
We’re all more nuanced than that, and trying to analyze my romantic life by my lack of siblings isn’t helpful or accurate.
I believed I needed to prove my value by fixing the most brilliant, beautiful object in the room, rather than recognizing my own worth as a subject.
Steve Bolander: I thought, maybe before I leave, we could agree that... that seeing other people while I'm away can't possibly hurt, you know. Laurie Henderson: You mean dating other people? Steve Bolander: I think it would strengthen our relationship. Then we'd know for sure that we're really in lo…
— George Lucas, Gloria Katz, Willard Huyck, Steve Bolander, Ron Howard, imdb.com
There’s a simplicity that comes with messaging someone without worrying where things might lead. In an increasingly opaque and complex dating landscape, it’s refreshing to have that person in your contact list who expects nothing from you but will always respond to a late night 'WYD?' text.
Did you take him to the pier in Santa Monica? Forget to bring a jacket, wrap up in him cause you wanted to? I'm just curious, is it serious?
I stared into my chowder. The thought of actually speaking to her did not cross my mind. And then she asked me how my chowder was. I was sure her interests were purely in the chowder.