“Everybody's either thinking about shagging, about to shag, or actually shagging.”Tagged: Shagging, Sex, Sexual Frustrations
“I heard she bit Simon Furthassle on the scrote, and now it's all wonky. Like a discount avocado.”Tagged: Bit, Wonky, Simile Examples, Discount, avocado
“Eric Effoing: Excuse me, I gave two and a half hand jobs to that guy I met in Butlin's. Otis Milburn: Why the half? Eric Effoing: We got interrupted. Stupid surprise karaoke.”Tagged: Sex, Interupted , Suprise , karaoke
“Your mum's new boyfriend is a big, hot, sticky wet dream.”Tagged: Boyfriend, Hot, sticky, Dream, hunk
“Eric Effoing: He still calls me 'Tromboner.' It's been four years. Four years! Otis Milburn: You did get an erection on stage, in front of the entire school. Eric Effoing: It was a semi!”Tagged: Embarassing Moments, awkward, teasing, Nicknames
“Knowledge is power, power is status and status means popular.”Tagged: Knowledge, Power, status, Popular
“Otis: Maybe he wants to be your friend. Eric: Or maybe he's a teenage Ted Bundy.”Tagged: Friend, Ted Bundy, suspicious
“It feels good to wank, so it must be like that, but better. And doing it with someone who likes you must be awesome, because they really get you. Maybe the two of you become one, like the Spice Girls said.”Tagged: Sex, Dating, Love, Spice Girls, Awesome
“Otis Milburn: I had a... sex dream... about Maeve. Eric Effoing: That's brilliant! Was it ALS challenge or just your basic dick sneeze?”Tagged: Sex, Sex Dream, wet dream
“Nice guys finish last. Especially when there's a nicer guy with rock-hard abs.”Tagged: nice guys, Last, Hotter, abs, Attractive
“I've had to work really hard to love myself, and I won't go back to hiding things about me again.”Tagged: Love, Self love, Growth