Quotes tagged ‘Dating’

“Ugh every man I meet is either a dick or a loser.”

— Jesse Peretz, David Schisgall, Evgenia Peretz, Miranda Rochlin, Elizabeth Banks, imdb.com

“I love looking down at my wrist and seeing a reminder of the first time I looked down and saw my breast in another woman’s mouth.”

— Anonymous, refinery29.com

“Are we vibing, button?”

— Cut Video, youtube.com

“Once you mess up, you’ll lose her trust forever. She’ll never be able to look at you the same way again.”

— Holly Riordan, thoughtcatalog.com

“I feel sort of crushed and don’t know whether I should cry or get on Grindr. Instead I just hit up the McDonald’s in my neighborhood for a Big Mac and a milkshake; I’m going to feel terrible in the morning.”

— Sex Diaries, thecut.com

“He tweeted me, asking for an $18 refund as compensation for our second date. To clarify, I paid for myself — this 'fee' was to cover his drink and meal.”

— Anonymous, refinery29.com

“Men cast their wives and girlfriends to play best friend, lover, career advisor, stylist, social secretary, emotional cheerleader, mom—to him, their future kids, or both—and eventually, on-call therapist minus the $200/hour fee), this form of emotional gold digging is not only detrimental to men, it…”

— Melanie Hamlett, harpersbazaar.com

“If we need to rethink our whole understanding of teenagers’ romantic development, does this mean we should encourage them to avoid dating, in all its forms?”

— Chris Bourn, melmagazine.com

“I didn’t know then how little men’s attention was worth. I still believed there was a scarcity of it.”

— Lorelie Lee, nplusonemag.com

“Okay but seriously, Capricorns have their shit together, communicate clearly, text when we say we’re going to text, show up on time, are highly competent and confident, take sex very seriously in the best way, and are very very hot.”

— Vanessa Friedman, autostraddle.com

“[Chris Knight is trying to hit on Susan, a beautiful woman he finds in Professor Hathaway's house] Chris Knight: So, if there's anything I can do for you—or, more to the point, to you—just let me know. Susan: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis? Chris Knight: Not right no…”

— Neal Israel, Pat Proft, Peter Torokvei, Chris Knight, Val Kilmer, imdb.com

“Cal: Have you ever had any specialized deception training? Ria: I've dated a lot of men.”

— Samuel Baum, Ria Torres, Monica Raymund, imdb.com

“Chasing someone isn’t worth the uncertainty. You don’t want to interpret mixed signals every morning, afternoon, and night. You don’t want to be in a constant state of wondering whether you said the right thing, whether you texted back too soon, whether you’re making progress with them or completely…”

— Holly Riordan, thoughtcatalog.com

“It turns out, though, I’m far from the only woman to have been kicked off the app for no other reason than I rejected the wrong guy. Indeed, without the need for any apparent proof of wrongdoing, a new breed of scorned men have stumbled upon a particularly passive-aggressive way to say, 'If I can’t…”

— Lauren Vinopal , melmagazine.com

“The new feature will appear as a new tab on their mobile app, allowing people 18 years or older to use the free service if they want to.”

— Alicia Barron, BuzzFeed, buzzfeed.com

“I’m feeling optimistic and enthusiastic about my dating future.”

— Thomas Ward, Liz Doran, Hannah Gadsby, Josh Thomas, Josh, Josh Thomas, imdb.com

“Don't worry, I'm really good at romance.”

— Liz Doran, Hannah Gadsby, Thomas Ward, Josh Thomas, Tom, Thomas Ward, imdb.com

“Hey, blind dates are my forte.”

— Rob Weiss, Doug Ellin, Vincent Chase, Adrian Grenier, imdb.com

“Don't waste your brain on those weirdos, Unity. They're no different from any of the aimless chumps that you occupy. They just put you at the center of their lives because you're powerful. And then, because they put you there, they want you to be less powerful. Never gonna happen though, right?”

— Ryan Ridley, Justin Roiland & Dan Harmon, Rick Sanchez / Morty Smith (voice), Justin Roiland, imdb.com

“Dudes, can’t you just be human with me?”

— Darcy Reeder, psiloveyou.xyz