I can't be with someone who doesn't break up nicely. I mean, to me, that's one of the most important parts of a relationship.
— Spike Feresten, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com
I can't be with someone who doesn't break up nicely. I mean, to me, that's one of the most important parts of a relationship.
— Spike Feresten, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com
If I date a taking person, everyone's taking, taking, taking, no one's giving—it's bedlam.
Ah, you have no idea of the magnitude of this thing. If she is allowed to infiltrate this world, then George Costanza as you know him ceases to exist! You see, right now, I have Relationship George, but there is also Independent George. That's the George you know, the George you grew up with—Movie G…
Why does everything have to be 'us'? Is there no 'me' left? Why can't there be some things just for me? Is that so selfish?
— Alec Berg, Jeff Schaffer, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com
You have any idea how fast these things deteriorate when there's an ‘I love you’ out of the bag? You can't have a relationship where one person says, ‘I love you’ and the other says, ‘I'm hungry. Let's get something to eat.’
The right relationship will not force you to change into someone you’re not, but will just transform you into someone better. It will magnify the uniqueness of your soul.
If you can't say anything bad about a relationship, you shouldn't say anything at all.
I've never heard a relationship being affected by punctuation.
— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com
I'm very uncomfortable. I have no power. I mean, why should she have the upper hand. Once in my life I would like the upper hand. I have no hand—no hand at all. She has the hand; I have no hand.
I think the best part of a relationship is when you're sick. And the best part of being sick is when you're in a relationship. And if I was to get married, you know all those vows; for richer or for poorer, for better or for worse, all I need is the sickness. That, to me, is the most important one.…
— Bill Masters, Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com
Y'know I think that even if you've had a relationship with someone, or let's say, especially if you've had a relationship with someone and you try to become friends afterwards, it's very difficult. Isn't this? It's hard. Because, you know each other so well, you know all of each other's tricks. It's…
— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com
You realize that the fight is not between you and them, but separately between you vs life and them vs life. Life isn’t too short to hold grudges, it’s too hard to hold them.
Find you a partner who supports your dreams and celebrates your successes!
This is why we can't have nice things, darling, because you break them.
It was so nice being friends again There I was giving you a second chance But you stabbed my back while shaking my hand
I'm a mess, but I'm the mess that you wanted Oh, 'cause it's gravity Oh, keeping you with me
We were jet-set, Bonnie and Clyde Until I switched to the other side To the other side It's no surprise I turned you in 'Cause us traitors never win
While he was runnin’ after us, I was screamin', 'go, go, go!' But with three of us, honey, it's a side show And a circus ain't a love story And now we’re both sorry
You were drivin' the getaway car We were flyin’, but we'd never get far Don't pretend it's such a mystery Think about the place where you first met me We're ridin' in a getaway car There were sirens in the beat of your heart Should've known I'd be the first to leave Think about the place where you f…
It was the great escape, the prison break The light of freedom on my face But you weren’t thinkin’ And I was just drinkin'