“We don't make any sense together, and yet, when I'm with you, I can really let my hair down, metaphorically speaking of course, because I'd never have it up in the first place. I'm not a factory worker.”— Michael Schur, Tahani Al-Jamil, Jameela Jamil, imdb.com
“Because the other side of connection is coming to know real rejection.”— Bridget Phetasy, melmagazine.com
“Or maybe he’s the first man who actually understands what I’m talking about. Who knows?”— Heidi Klum, thecut.com
“When used by emotionally healthy people with good intentions, ultimatums offer a respectful and loving way though an impasse that will sooner or later destroy a relationship on its own anyway.”— Cheryl Strayed, therumpus.net
“Past a certain age, casual sex is like recreational heroin — it doesn’t stay recreational for long.”— Tracy McMillan, huffingtonpost.com
“Relationships are there to teach you how to love more and better.”— Tracy McMillan, open.spotify.com
“I disappear into the person I love. If I love you, you can have it all.”— Elizabeth Gilbert, amazon.com
“Part of the problem I’ve had with women has been in having to compare them to my incredible mother, Mary Trump.”— Donald Trump, amazon.com
“Why do we behave the way we do in romantic relationships? It’s a complicated question, but figuring out our attachment style ― the way we relate to others in intimate relationships ― may help shed some light.”— Kelsey Borresen, huffingtonpost.com
“I don’t believe in relationships. Someone always ends up dead.”— Vincent Angell, Emma Hill, Valorie Curry, imdb.com
“Issa: It was the worst thing I could have ever done to you. And I wish I could somehow convince you it wasn't about you. You've only ever loved me. And expected me to want the best for you and I promise I did. I still do. Lawrence, I still love you so much. Lawrence: I love you too.”— Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.com
“Molly: And I thought you said you didn't want him back. Issa: Bitch, of course I want my man back. What the fuck? I was lying.”— Issa Rae, Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.com
“Issa: Some other day, some shit went down — Kelli: Girl, did he hit you? Issa: What? No. Kelli: Okay, I like Lawrence, but I will go ape on that nigga, okay? Does he have a car? Issa: Kelli. Kelli: I'm gonna fuck that up first. Issa: He did not hit me. Okay? We're — we're just going through this, li…”— Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.com
“Go for it, go for it, go! Ho for it, ho for it, ho!”— Dayna Lynne North, Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.com
“My ho-tation. I make the rules. Get in my line-up.”— Regina Y. Hicks, Ben Cory Jones, Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.com
“Have you noticed, Molly, that the common denominator in all your ‘can’t find a man’ bullshit is you? Yeah, let’s do the nigga rundown, Molly. One minute he’s too thirsty, the next minute he’s too distant. The next he’s too gay. And then when you find someone you actually like, you ruin it by doing t…”— Prentice Penny, Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.com
“Issa: I’m starting to resent him. Like I spent my entire 20’s with a guy I’m not even gonna end up with. Molly: I mean, well you’re still 29, you have one more year. Issa: Bitch, you’re right. I don’t have time for the bullshit anymore. Molly: What are you saying? Issa: I’m breaking up with him toni…”— Larry Wilmore, Issa Rae, Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.com