“Robyn: You’re all alone so you have to pick away at other people’s happiness. Jessica: Lady, you’re a very perceptive asshole.”— Micah Schraft, Jessica Jones, Krysten Ritter, imdb.com
“Well I am, and he's a complete dick, an utter asshole, and all I can do is think about fucking him.”— David Henry Hwang, Audrey, Sarah Ramos, imdb.com
“The one quality I do love about Northeastern people, though, you could be in an argument with them and be like, ‘You’re a fucking asshole.’ – And they’re like, ‘Thank you.’ – [laughter] ‘My dad’s an asshole, and so am I. It’s kind of a thing.’”— Tom Segura, scrapsfromtheloft.com
“Anxiety is the voice in your head that tells you that you’re acting like an asshole even though you really aren’t and that everyone else thinks you’re an asshole even though they probably don’t.”— Adam Benedict Tan, thoughtcatalog.com
“It is strange that we who are capable of so much suffering should inflict so much suffering.”— Virginia Woolf, amazon.com
“Ok. You fuck me, then snub me. You love me, you hate me. You show me a sensitive side, then you turn into a total asshole. Is this a pretty accurate description of our relationship.”— Chuck Palahniuk, amazon.com
“'Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.”— Greg Behrendt, amazon.com
“For someone with such an intense need to be liked you'd think I would have figured out how to be less of an a--hole.”— Anna Kendrick, twitter.com
“You don't need to be an asshole to get ahead in life, but you can't be a pushover either.”— Paul Hudson, elitedaily.com
“Does he initiate contact, or are you usually the one starting the conversation? If he drops you a quick email because he saw that a band you like is playing a gig nearby or he wants to share a random piece of information he thinks you’d find interesting, that means you’re on his mind.”— Eric Monroe, amazon.com
“Busy is another word for asshole. Asshole is another word for the guy you're dating.”— Greg Behrendt, amazon.com