Quotes tagged ‘asshole’

“Sebastian: All right, I remember you. And I'll admit I was a little curt that night. Mia: ‘Curt?’ Sebastian: Okay, I was an asshole. I can admit that. But requesting ‘I Ran’ from a serious musician, it's just, it's too far. Mia: My Lord, did you just say ‘a serious musician?’ Sebastian: I don't thin…”

— Damien Chazelle, Sebastian Wilder, Ryan Gosling, imdb.com

“Logan: You read these in your spare time? Oh yeah, Charles, we got ourselves an X-Men fan. You do know they're all bullshit right? Maybe a quarter of it happened – but not like this. In the real world, people die! And no self-promoting asshole in a fucking leotard can stop it! Charles: Logan. Logan:…”

— David James Kelly, Michael Green, Scott Frank, James Mangold, Logan Howlett / Wolverine / X-24, Hugh Jackman, imdb.com

“[trying to change into the Hulk while fighting Cull Obsidian in the Hulkbuster armor] Hulk. Hulk, I know you like making your entrance at the last second, well, this is it, man. This is the last, last second. Hulk! Hulk! Hulk! ... [Hulk: NOOOO!] Oh, screw you, you big green asshole! I'll do it mysel…”

— Stephen McFeely, Christopher Markus, Bruce Banner / Hulk, Mark Ruffalo, imdb.com

“Catering Boss: I'm not paying you to do... whatever it is you're doing out here. Ricky Fitts: Fine. So don't pay me. Catering Boss: Excuse me? Ricky Fitts: I quit. So you don't have to pay me. Now leave me alone. Catering Boss: ...asshole. Lester Burnham: [stunned] I think you just became my persona…”

— Alan Ball, Ricky Fitts, Wes Bentley, imdb.com

“You know, Tony, it's a multiple choice thing with you. 'Cause I can't tell if you're old-fashioned, you're paranoid, or just a fucking asshole.”

— Joe Bosso, Frank Renzulli, Carmela Soprano, Edie Falco, imdb.com

“'Bald Asshole?' That's a hate crime. We consider ourselves to be a group.”

— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com

“Wednesday: I offer you the worm from my beak and you look at me like I fucked your mom. Shadow: Sorry, no. You're just the first person I talked to that wasn't an asshole. Wednesday: Give me time.”

— Bryan Fuller, Michael Green, Mr. Wednesday, Ian McShane, imdb.com

“You don’t accidentally get to be an asshole. To be a bad person and treat people badly, you have to be that all the time, and it’s hard work.”

— Ozzy Osbourne, rollingstone.com

“Randy Marsh: You do not say 'big silly goose,' you call him an asshole like a normal kid! Stan: But Dad, I was just trying to— Randy Marsh: Stanley, you call your friend an asshole this instant! Stan: [to Cartman] Asshole. Randy Marsh: That's better. Cartman: Don't call me an asshole, you big son of…”

— Trey Parker, Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, imdb.com

“You pulled that heartstrings con job on me?! You piece of shit! 'Oh, my brain used to work, I'm sick, I don't know what to do!' Asshole! No wonder Rebecca left you! What took her so long?!”

— Peter Gould, Thomas Schnauz, Jimmy McGill, Bob Odenkirk, imdb.com

“Jimmy McGill: You are such an asshole. Chuck McGill: Why? For pointing out that her one mistake was believing in you?”

— Gordon Smith, Chuck McGill, Michael McKean, imdb.com

“Archer: Thank you... What was your name again? Rodney: Rodney. Archer: Thank you. Asshole.”

— Adam Reed, Sterling Archer (voice), H. Jon Benjamin, imdb.com

“Alright, go home, you little semen-puking asshole dick head.”

— Trey Parker, imdb.com

“Buck, if I wanted an opinion from an asshole, I'd ask my own. Got it?”

— Monica Beletsky, Ray Stussy, Ewan McGregor, imdb.com

“Clay Jensen: How in the hell am I supposed to listen to this? Tony Padilla: I think the asshole answer is you put the headphones on, the cassette tape in, and you press play. Clay Jensen: That is the asshole answer, isn't it? Tony Padilla: Yeah, but it's true.”

— Diana Son, Clay Jensen, Dylan Minnette, imdb.com

“Listen to me, you fuck. You did a lot of shit here. You played a lot of fucking cards. And you made a lot of fucking people do a lot of fucking things they didn't want to do. This is true. We both know this is true. You, McNulty, are a gaping asshole. We both know this. Fuck if everybody in CID does…”

— Joy Lusco, Major William A. Rawls, John Doman, imdb.com

“If something good happens to me, I embrace it and let it go. If something bad happens to me, I embrace it and let it go. You have to. It's like something the Dalai Lama once said—that whole philosophy of going into the mouth of the dragon—facing who you are. Most of us are insecure and the other por…”

— Danny DeVito, theguardian.com

“I am a Millennial. Generation Y. Born between the birth of AIDS and 9/11, give or take. They call us 'the Global Generation.' We are known for our entitlement and narcissism. Some say it's because we're the first generation where every kid gets a trophy just for showing up. Others think it's because…”

— Jennifer Salt, Madison Montgomery, Emma Roberts, imdb.com

“Dear God, thank you for the salty pig meat we are about to eat, along with the rest of the indigestible swill. And thank you for our new charade of our family. My father ran away when I was only six. If I'd have known any better, I would have joined him,. And, also, because she's been trying to get…”

— James Wong, Tate Langdon, Evan Peters, imdb.com

“You can't improve on an asshole by making it bigger.”

— Hilly Hicks Jr., Jessica Jones, Krysten Ritter, imdb.com