Quotes tagged ‘Bad’
(96 total)
“Honestly, it smells so bad... It smells like a moose had sex with a bucket of Chinese food in here, like musty... and you kind of look like Jesus and Patrick Dempsey had a child, and that child grew older and then got really sick.”
— Andrew Lenchewski, John P. Rogers, Evan Lawson, Paulo Costanzo, imdb.com
“Homer: Well that depends on what your teachers say. If both of you have been good, pizza. If you've been bad, um... let's see, poison. Lisa: What if one of us has been good and one of us has been bad? Bart: Poison pizza. Homer: Oh no, I'm not making two stops.”
— John Swartzwelder, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com
“Adolescence is a battle. A life-or-death mission into hostile territory. You tiptoe through minefields. Dodge bullets. Try to do the right thing...in a crazy time. But war has another side. The noble side. Forging friendships between improbable comrades. Uniting men. Bringing together the good...the…”
— Jeffrey Stepakoff, Narrator (Adult Kevin), Daniel Stern, imdb.com