Quotes tagged ‘baseball’
(123 total)
“We live in an era of fraud in America. Not just in banking, but in government, education, religion, food, even baseball... What bothers me ins't that fraud is not nice. Or that fraud is mean. For fifteen thousand years, fraud and shortsighted thinking have never, ever worked. Not once. Eventually yo…”
— Adam McKay, Charles Randolph, Mark Baum, Steve Carell, imdb.com
“Abner DoubleDay: Let's play ball. Welcome, my friends, to the first ever playing of a new sport. A sport of my own devising. On this field, two ten-person teams will engage in a battle of... Yes, Qi? Qi: Only 18 people here. Abner DoubleDay: Two nine-person teams will engage in a battle of strength,…”
— Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler, Abner Doubleday, John Turturro, imdb.com
“Tommy aka White Knife: [Playing baseball] Okay, that's two past ya. So you're done, right? Abner DoubleDay: No, no, I said three times. Short Stop: No, you said two. Abner DoubleDay: I said three! Three strikes and I'm out. I know what I said, shortstop. That's your new name, Short Stop, that's righ…”
— Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler, Abner Doubleday, John Turturro, imdb.com
“Tommy aka White Knife: [Running between base plates] Where you going, nobody hit it? Abner DoubleDay: I stole the base. You weren't looking so I stole it. Chico: You said you could only advance after you hit the ball! Abner DoubleDay: Not when you're stealing. Short Stop: That's bullshit. Abner Doub…”
— Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler, Tommy aka White Knife, Adam Sandler, imdb.com