“Can someone please get my towel? It’s in my room next to my Irish walking cape!”Tagged: towel, Irish walking cape
“Damp towel, damp! It’s like a really big wet nap. I feel like I’m being licked by a golden retriever. Look at this bathroom. There should not be two girls in this bathroom. You’re too humid.”Tagged: damp towel, Nap, Simile Examples, Golden Retriever, Bathroom Bucket
“Well, I mainly work with found milk. You know, a mom leaves a bottle on a table at a food court and, you figure she's okay with people taking a little off the top.”Tagged: Human Cheese, Found Milk, Milk From Humans