“Anyway, there are two types of guys in this world -- one guy who makes a detailed calendar of everything they're gonna do for the next five years of their life, and then the other guy, who draws weird penises on said calendar just to piss calendar guy off.”— David Caspe, Max Blum, Adam Pally, imdb.com
“Sam Healy: Another holiday. Can you believe this? Natalie 'Fig' Figueroa: I can, because I have eyes. And a calendar.”— Jenji Kohan, Natalie 'Fig' Figueroa, Alysia Reiner, imdb.com
“We're miserable Morty! There's a mandatory curfew, their weird calendar made me 47, and they've weaponized the Eiffel tower!”— Justin Roiland, Ryan Ridley, Dan Harmon, Summer Smith (voice), Spencer Grammer, imdb.com
“Fresh starts. Thanks to the calendar, they happen every year. Just set your watch to January. Our reward for surviving the holiday season, is a new year. Bringing on the great tradition of New Year’s resolutions. Put your past behind you, and start over. It’s hard to resist the chance at a new begin…”— Kip Koenig, Dr. Meredith Grey, Ellen Pompeo, imdb.com
“Last month I got fired from the calendar factory... I don't see the big deal all I did was take a day off”— monster2k, reddit.com
“Buy a calendar and fill it with important dates (our first dinner together, our three-year anniversary, etc.).”— Molly Cerreta Smith, sheknows.com
“Be more organized. There are two key areas that are very important to keep organized in all jobs: your calendar and your desktop.”— Jacquelyn Smith, forbes.com
“Schedule sex on the calendar. That may not sound sexy, but why not put on his and your calendars a date and time for sexual intimacy?”— J. Parker, hotholyhumorous.com
“Man, who'd have thought it'd be June already? Anyone with a calendar, I guess. I've got to start thinking these tweets through better.”— Stephen Colbert, twitter.com
“October — a popular month in which to be born, corresponding with conception on New Year’s day of the Gregorian Calendar.”— Neil deGrasse Tyson, twitter.com
“Average time between full moons is 29.53 days. Which means February will occasionally not get one, and will never have two.”— Neil deGrasse Tyson, twitter.com
“Just an FYI: Thursday the 12th is just as rare as Friday the 13th.”— Neil deGrasse Tyson, twitter.com
“The Leap Day is misnamed. We’re not leaping anywhere. The calendar is simply, and abruptly, catching up with Earth’s orbit”— Neil deGrasse Tyson, twitter.com
“Not that anybody asked, but Gregorian calendar rules unintentionally prevent eclipses from ever occurring on Easter Sunday.”— Neil deGrasse Tyson, twitter.com