“Oh, hey, listen, by the way, have you seen a tall...lanky...doofus with a, with a bird face and hair like the Bride of Frankenstein?”— Bill Masters, John Hayman, Steve Skrovan, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com
“Could you do me a favor? If you see a guy that's five-foot-eleven, he's got, uh, a big head and flared nostrils, tell him his friend's going to be right back, OK?”— Bill Masters, John Hayman, Steve Skrovan, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com
“Um, excuse me, have you see a guy with like a horse face, big teeth, and, uh, and a pointed nose?”— Bill Masters, John Hayman, Steve Skrovan, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com