Quotes tagged ‘Christmas’

“James Bond: A gun and a radio. It's not exactly Christmas, is it? Q: Were you expecting an exploding pen? We don't really go in for that anymore.”

— John Logan, Neal Purvis, Robert Wade, Q, Ben Whishaw, imdb.com

“Oh! Fuck wank bugger shitting arse head and hole!”

— Richard Curtis, Billy Mack, Bill Nighy, imdb.com

“Dusty Mayron: Hey, guys, we got a big surprise for you. Megan: Cool! Is it money? Dylan: A trampoline? Megan: Another pony? Dusty Mayron: This year, Christmas, both families together. Megan and Dylan: Yay!”

— Sean Anders, John Morris, Dusty Mayron, Mark Wahlberg, imdb.com

“I heard the bells on Christmas Day, their old, familiar carols play. And wild and sweet, the words repeat of peace on earth, good-will to men!”

— Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, poets.org

“The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.”

— Burton Hillis, sque.com.sg

“Like I was saying yesterday, if we can’t be home for Christmas, we can have a little Christmas here.”

— Amy Hubbs, Chuck, John Michael Higgins, imdb.com

“You know, during this joyous season, it is easy to forget the true meaning of Christmas. What Christmas is really about is the birth of the cute little baby who would grow up to die an unbelievably horrible death for our sins. You know who I'm talkin' about: Jesus, our Savior! Born from an attractiv…”

— Dino Stamatopoulos, Reverend Putty (voice), William Salyers, imdb.com

“Dwight Schrute: Most people don't even know that a candy cane represents a shepherd's crook. Which I assure you does not taste like peppermint. It tastes like sheep feces. Oscar Martinez: How would anyone even know... Dwight Schrute: Have you ever tasted a shepherd's crook?”

— Bryan Cranston, Dwight Schrute, Rainn Wilson, imdb.com

“Mistletoe is not an excuse for sexual assault.”

— Mindy Kaling, Andy Bernard, Ed Helms, imdb.com

“Embrace the true essence of Christmas - by embracing the gift and essence of life, itself.”

— Eleesha, amazon.com

“Santa’s not fair. Rich kids get everything and poor kids get secondhand crap their parents bust their asses to afford. It costs money just to sit on Santa’s lap.”

— Holly Black, amazon.com

“It's funny to think that Christmas — a time known for its joyful togetherness — can be the loneliest time of the year for some.”

— Giovanna Fletcher, amazon.com

“Christmas isn't a parade or concert but a piece of home you keep in your heart wherever you go.”

— Donna VanLiere, amazon.com

“Maybe Christmas is more than a day to receive. Maybe Christmas, perhaps, is a day to believe.”

— Richelle E. Goodrich, amazon.com

“Three thousand feet up. Up the side of Mt. Crumpit. He rode with his load to the tip-top to dump it.”

— Jeffrey Price, Peter S. Seaman, Narrator (voice), Anthony Hopkins, imdb.com

“The whipperwinds whipped high above the Who town.”

— Jeffrey Price, Peter S. Seaman, Narrator (voice), Anthony Hopkins, imdb.com

“The Grinch hated Christmas. The whole Christmas season. Now, please, don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason. It could be that his head wasn't screwed on just right. Or it could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight. But I think that the most likely reason of all…may have been that his hea…”

— Jeffrey Price, Peter S. Seaman, Narrator (voice), Anthony Hopkins, imdb.com

“A trip or a slip, you'd slide all the way down, but this girl had a mission.”

— Jeffrey Price, Peter S. Seaman, Narrator (voice), Anthony Hopkins, imdb.com

“Grinch: Pooh-pooh to the Whos! Narrator: ...he was grinchily humming. Grinch: They're finding out now that no Christmas is coming! They're just waking up, I know just what they'll do. Their mouths will hang open a minute or two, then the Whos down in Whoville will all cry, 'Boo Hoo.'”

— Dr. Seuss, Irv Spector, Bob Ogle, Narrator / The Grinch (voice), Boris Karloff, imdb.com

“Way up in the mountains, in the high range of Pontoos, lay the small town of Whoville: The Home of the Whos.”

— Jeffrey Price, Peter S. Seaman, Narrator (voice), Anthony Hopkins, imdb.com