Quotes tagged ‘Date’

“Mary: How are either of them going to call you if you are on the phone? Lucy: They're not, I'm playing hard to reach until I can make up my mind which one I want.”

— Brenda Hampton, Lucy Camden, Beverley Mitchell, imdb.com

“Laurie: Oh, I like to date around. Eric: [coughs] Slut! Kitty: Bless you. Eric: Thanks, Mom.”

— Philip Stark, Bonnie Turner, Terry Turner, Eric Foreman, Topher Grace, imdb.com

“It turns out that I'm quite skilled at getting a date, provided it's not for me.”

— Melissa Rosenberg, Seth Cohen, Adam Brody, imdb.com

“There are only two reasons to date a girl you've already dated: breast implants.”

— Kourtney Kang, Barney Stinson, Neil Patrick Harris, imdb.com

“That guy should be jumping to date you.”

— Lauren Conrad, imdb.com

“Hilda: So how was your date with Rick? Zelda: Oh, not so good. I’m starting to feel really weird about the age difference. I mean, normally I don’t care about these things, but Rick keeps bringing up stuff that makes me feel old. Hilda: Like what? Zelda: Oh, he keeps talking about how he can’t wait…”

— Nell Scovell, Zelda Spellman, Beth Broderick, imdb.com

“Libby: Come on Harvey, let’s hit the floor. Harvey: Actually, Libby, I don’t dance. Libby: Excuse me? This is a dance, guess what we do here? Harvey: Well you see for me, dance is sort of a metaphor. Libby: For what? Harvey: I don’t know, something else?”

— Rachel Lipman, Harvey Kinkle, Nate Richert, imdb.com

“Lassiter: You brought a date to the crime scene? Shawn: It was either this or ice skating.”

— Andy Berman, Shawn Spencer, James Roday, imdb.com

“I know! Like Tiffany would ever date someone who wore a tweed jacket.”

— Peter Elwell, Quinn Morgendorffer (voice), Wendy Hoopes, imdb.com

“Daria: You tried to buy my influence with a date? Quinn: Well, that's how we do it in America, comrade.”

— Glenn Eichler, Sam Johnson, Quinn Morgendorffer (voice), Wendy Hoopes, imdb.com

“It's a date. You said meeting. I'm not a client. I don't have a problem. I don't need fixing. I asked you out. You said yes. We dressed up. At the end of the evening, if all goes well, there will be kissing. This is not a meeting. This is a date.”

— Jenna Bans, Shonda Rhimes, Matt Byrne, Jake Ballard, Scott Foley, imdb.com

“Elliot: You know I kinda had a date last night? J.D.: Really? Elliot: Yeah, a guy on the bus fell asleep on me and drooled on my shoulder. J.D.: ...You slut.”

— Mike Schwartz, John 'J.D.' Dorian, Zach Braff, imdb.com

“I tried to ask out a hot girl yesterday, but she saod she had a boyfriend.. I said I had a math test. She was a bit confused, so I said "I thought we were naming things we could cheat on."”

— Dizzik_, reddit.com

“I used to date a girl with a lazy eye, but it didn’t last... Turns out, she was constantly seeing someone on the side.”

— ElBomberoLoco, reddit.com

“Why are assassins so good at dates? Because they know how to take someone out.”

— genesisFuz, reddit.com

“Surprise him at work for a lunch date. Or if his work isn’t the type of setting where a surprise is really possible, schedule it with him in advance.”

— Rachel Nielson, bombshellbling.com

“I'm picking you up after work. The rest of the evening is a surprise.”

— Mandy, xojane.com

“Go and love someone exactly as they are. And then watch how quickly they transform into the greatest, truest version of themselves. When one feels seen and appreciated in their own essence, one is instantly empowered.”

— Wes Angelozzi, facebook.com

“Summer: 'I named my cat after Springsteen.' Tom: 'No kidding. What was his name?' Summer: '...Bruce.' Tom: 'Oh... That makes sense.'”

— Summer, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Zooey Deschanel, Tom, amazon.com