Tinder isn’t meeting people. Tinder is 70 percent (a made-up stat) deciding if strangers are hot enough to risk getting murdered, 29 percent typing “hey,” and maybe 1 percent “meeting people."
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Quotes tagged ‘Dating’
Greenaway: You ever ask anyone out? Reid: [nervously shifts his eyes] No. Greenaway: That's why you can't get a date.
— Edward Allen Bernero, Elle Greenaway, Lola Glaudini, imdb.com
I am going to share an insight it took me altogether too long to realize. When you’re in your early twenties and older men are interested in you, it is not a flattering reflection of your own wit or intelligence or maturity. Rather, it’s more likely an indication that these men have neither the abil…
I have little sympathy for people who start dating writers and then complain about them constantly overthinking everything.
This is reinforcing gender roles. . . . But, aw, what if someone said that to me?
My name is Dean Winchester. I'm an Aquarius. I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach, and frisky women. And I did not kill anyone.
— Cathryn Humphris, Dean Winchester, Jensen Ackles, imdb.com
When you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags.
I understand why society has such a resistant attitude towards women dating multiple men. It’s because it’s afraid of the power it gives us. If women dated like men did, it would place them back in the driver’s seat. They would know which man was treating them well, and which man wasn’t – in a heart…
Blanche: [about Dirk] This is strictly off the record, but Dirk's nearly five years younger than I am. Dorothy: In what, Blanche? Dog years?
— James Berg, Stan Zimmerman, Blanche Devereaux, Rue Mcclanahan, imdb.com
Oh, it is wonderful dating in Miami. All the single men under 80 are cocaine smugglers.
— Susan Harris, Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak, Bea Arthur, imdb.com
I've tried every flavor of boy but orange.
— Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, Veronica Lodge, Camila Mendes, imdb.com
Do not allow your loneliness to lower your standards. Read that again.
[first date] HER: So do you prefer cats or dogs? ME: *scanning the menu* I don't even see them on here. What page are you on?
— Floyd, twitter.com
Nervous around the person you like? Sue them. They'll be forced to see you in court, well dressed & in control. Let the law be your wingman.
This may come as a surprise to you, but I've actually moved on in the ten years since you left. I'm seeing someone now, which is only part of the reason why I have zero interest in ever starting anything up with you ever again.
i notice everything, i just act like i don't.
Sexiest thing about a man is his sense of humor.
— Aurin Squire, Kay Oyegun, Randall Pearson, Sterling K. Brown, imdb.com
Sometimes, in marriage, someone has to be the one to push to make the big moves.
— Dan Fogelman, Jas Waters, Rebecca Pearson, Mandy Moore, imdb.com
Kate, I am here to take the first steps in overcoming our insanity one last time, for both of us. Because it’s Christmas. And because we’re good together. I’m back on the diet. Not for you, for me. But also for you, so that you’ll be with me. I can live without pizza and cookies and potato chips and…
— Donald Todd, Kay Oyegun, Toby Damon, Chris Sullivan, imdb.com
The right partner makes your life take off, not settle down. The right partner doesn’t change you – you change yourself when you feel free enough to be loved for who you really are.