Quotes tagged ‘Daughter’

“Jerry: What' you doing? Watching some tv, playing on your phone? Summer: Is that a real question? Jerry: Just making conversation. Summer: Are you? What part of that gives me anything to work with? My choice is to: say nothing, be sarcastic, or bark "yes" like a trained animal. It's not a conversati…”

— Ryan Ridley, Justin Roiland, Dan Harmon, Summer Smith (voice), Spencer Grammer, imdb.com

“Becca: Excuse me. Jack: Oh God, please don’t be a daughter I didn’t know about.”

— Donald Glover, Ron Weiner, Jack Donaghy, Alec Baldwin, imdb.com

“No. It’s not your job to make me feel better. It’s not. It’s my job. It’s my job to keep standing there with my arms wide open, waiting for you to maybe someday fall inside if you needed it. And if you do, I’ll love you. And if you don’t, I’ll love you, too. Because that’s what it means to be a pare…”

— K.J. Steinberg, Shukree Tilghman, Jas Waters, Rebecca Pearson , Mandy Moore, imdb.com

“Which one of the three candidates would you want your daughter to marry?”

— Ross Perot, ranker.com

“How do you impress a baker when you’re taking his daughter on a date? Bring her flours.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“I was visiting my daughter last night when i asked if i could borrow a newspaper. "Its the 21st century" she said, "We dont waste money on newspapers anymore. Here, use my IPad." I can tell you this... That fly never knew what hit him.”

— WontJudgeYou, reddit.com

“My girlfriends dad asked me what I do. Apparently, "your daughter" wasn't the right answer.”

— SidMajoo, reddit.com

“My daughter screeched, "Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you!?" What a strange way to start a conversation with me...”

— madazzahatter, reddit.com

“Wow, honey, I never thought our son would go that far! Yeah, the catapult is really amazing. Go get our daughter!”

— Woop_dee_do, reddit.com

“Your daughters do not exist to give you grandchildren.”

— coffeemages, coffeemages.tumblr.com

“I am a woman, a daughter, a classmate and a friend. I have a generalized anxiety disorder but I also have enduring resilience and strength.”

— Ailish Gannon, thoughtcatalog.com

“Mom...I'm pregnant.”

— Amy Sherman-Palladino, Rory Gilmore, Alexis Bledel, imdb.com

“No, that’s not how you and I work. We don’t do the passive-aggressive thing. That’s how you and your mother work.”

— Daniel Palladino, Rory Gilmore, Alexis Bledel, imdb.com

“When I think of blistering thirty-degree burns, I also think of my mother.”

— Amy Sherman-Palladino, Lorelai Gilmore, Lauren Graham, imdb.com

“A son is a son until he takes him a wife; a daughter is a daughter for all of her life.”

— Liane Moriarty, amazon.com

“I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter…”

— Liam Neeson, Bryan, amazon.com

“She's picked you because you remind her of him- If you're her special someone, it's because you have similar attributes to her father. Kindness, patience, thoughtfulness- whatever it may be, like it or not you have something in common.”

— Lucy Moore, femalefirst.co.uk

“We've probably been a bit spoilt. We weren't that bad, it's just that we learned what to say to get our dad to treat us to things pretty young.”

— Ellen Scott, cosmopolitan.co.uk

“Her dad has been her rock long before she met you.”

— Kovie Biakolo, thoughtcatalog.com

“Just because she’s a daddy’s girl, it does not mean that she is spoiled. It however might mean that she’s used to getting her way a lot. Sometimes just let her have her way.”

— Kovie Biakolo, thoughtcatalog.com