“Now I spend my days awash in a cologne of cold memory. It stinks of regret like a diaper in a hot car.”Tagged: Memory, Stinks, Simile Examples, diaper
“Leave it to Julie Andrews' little minion to [bleep] me over.”Tagged: Minon , Anne Hathaway , Julie Andrews , upset
“I needed to get smart, wisen up, kick the stupid out of my brain and rev the Corvette.”Tagged: Smart, wise, Corvette , metaphor example, Brain
“The future looked as good as a blonde with long, flat buttocks.”Tagged: blonde, Simile Examples, butt
“A bondage-themed, improvised movie with borderline-unattractive no-name actors. The anticipation for our masterpiece kept growing and growing.”Tagged: Improvised , actor, unattractive, Masterpiece, Art
“It was at that low moment that my indigenous friends introduced me to the cocaine leaf. Ten times more potent than the stepped-on powder sold in L.A. For the rest of the 70s, I lived like a jacked-up koala.”Tagged: Friends, Cocaine, Koala, Drugs, high
“Wipe that spaghetti sauce off your mouth, because I've got another project for you.”Tagged: spaghetti, Mouth, project
“It was an open secret in Hollywood. Like how Kevin Costner is three different people.”Tagged: Hollywood, Open Secret , Kevin Costner
“She was like whipped cream and whiskey. Fluffy, and God damn dangerous. She had just the right va-va-voom to play a Holocaust survivor.”Tagged: Simile Examples, Whiskey, whipped cream, dangerous, actor