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From “Mr. Runner Up”

Now I spend my days awash in a cologne of cold memory. It stinks of regret like a diaper in a hot car.

Memory Stinks Simile Examples diaper

Leave it to Julie Andrews' little minion to [bleep] me over.

Minon Anne Hathaway Julie Andrews upset

I needed to get smart, wisen up, kick the stupid out of my brain and rev the Corvette.

Smart wise Corvette metaphor example Brain

The future looked as good as a blonde with long, flat buttocks.

blonde Simile Examples butt

A bondage-themed, improvised movie with borderline-unattractive no-name actors. The anticipation for our masterpiece kept growing and growing.

Improvised actor unattractive Masterpiece Art

Mary Poppins screwed me.

Awards Mary Poppins upset Mad

It was at that low moment that my indigenous friends introduced me to the cocaine leaf. Ten times more potent than the stepped-on powder sold in L.A. For the rest of the 70s, I lived like a jacked-up koala.

Friends Cocaine Koala Drugs high

We were determined to make the coke-iest movie ever.

Movie Coke Goals Projects

I felt great. And a little violent all day.

Great violent crazy

Wipe that spaghetti sauce off your mouth, because I've got another project for you.

spaghetti Mouth project

It was an open secret in Hollywood. Like how Kevin Costner is three different people.

Hollywood Open Secret Kevin Costner

She was like whipped cream and whiskey. Fluffy, and God damn dangerous. She had just the right va-va-voom to play a Holocaust survivor.

Simile Examples Whiskey whipped cream dangerous actor

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