“Enough! I'm sorry, Mr. Schue, Ms. Sylvester, but if we wanted to hear mom and dad fight, those of us who still have two parents would just stay home on payday.”— Brad Falchuk, Finn Hudson, Cory Monteith, imdb.com
“[Speaking to his family] Well you guys we did it. We finally went to a restaurant without somebody yelling at us, and the rest of the place applauding them.”— Patrick Meighan, Peter Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
“Sully: What are you doin here, Ray? Ray: I want you to kill my father. Sully: [laughs] I thought my family was fucking screwed up!”— David Hollander, Ray Donovan, Liev Schreiber, imdb.com
“Although the last enemy might be death, in long and sad police experience, the first enemy could usually be found, Cain and Abel fashion, within the family circle.”— Catherine Aird, amazon.com
“Growing up with an alcoholic father and watching your mother struggle to keep the family together gives you a big insight. I learned ruthless determination early on.”— Gordon Ramsay, esquire.com
“My childhood was tough. I started with nothing and was dealt a dysfunctional card. My father was a severe alcoholic and my mom worked as a cook and a nurse at night.”— Gordon Ramsay, cnn.com
“Love, hate. Look, we're a family, what's the difference?”— Stacie Lipp, Gabrielle Topping, Al Bundy, Ed O'Neill, imdb.com
“We're gonna love the baby, we're gonna raise the baby to believe that anything is possible, until the time the baby realizes it got screwed by being born into this family, then we're gonna send that baby out into the world until such time said baby returns home to us to live with its own baby!”— Bruce Rasmussen, Dan Conner, John Goodman, imdb.com
“Son of a bitch! My father was an obsessed bastard! All that crap he dumped on me about protecting Sam, that was his crap! He's the one who couldn't protect his family! He...He's the one who let Mom die, who wasn't there for Sam! I always was! He wasn't fair! I didn't deserve what he put on me, and I…”— Cathryn Humphris, imdb.com
“Dear God, thank you for saving this boy...from his murderous junkie mom, who cared more about a $40 rush than she did her own flesh and blood.”— Kurt Sutter, Gemma Teller Morrow, Katey Sagal, imdb.com
“I need to take my family Christmas picture, message me if you have a rocket launcher I can borrow.”— Dan Bilzerian, twitter.com
“Because I haven't talked to my mother in five years. We just don't see eye to eye. I don't even want to get into my childhood. I'm still carrying a lot of pain. A LOT of pain.”— Bruce Kirschbaum, Sam Kass, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com
“I had stitched the wounds you have given me with the dirty and tattered string I was barely strong enough to hold together. I dug into my own skin to mend the pain of not having you around.”— Kelly Sanchez, thoughtcatalog.com