“It's nice to know that she's been eating... even if it is only diet pills.”— Lisa Vanderpump, imdb.com
“You know what a lion is? A lion is a strong animal. They do what the fuck they wanna do. Take what they want, eat what they want, they run when they feel like it. Lion.”— Zach Galifianakis, Scott Aukerman, Shiri Clarts, Edi Patterson, imdb.com
“By the end of the semester, you'll be eating your own ass.”— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Maury the Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, imdb.com
“Marty Glouberman doesn't relax. The man eats on the toilet to save time.”— Andrew Goldberg, Mark Levin, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Andrew Glouberman (voice), John Mulaney, imdb.com
“Vive la France! Let them eat cock.”— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Maury the Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, imdb.com
“At one point, I saw a girl, a child really, eat an entire spoonful of just mayo.”— Donick Cary, Jack Griffin, Glenn Howerton, imdb.com
“Six months ago we were children. This is who we are now. We eat and live communally. We even sweat communally.”— Qui Nguyen, Becca Gelb, Gideon Adlon, imdb.com
“But the sun just keeps coming up...every day and you can't cry forever. You have to put your shoes on, you have to eat, you have to have hope. Don't you? Because who knows? Maybe tomorrow."”— Christopher Keyser, Becca Gelb, Gideon Adlon, imdb.com
“I’m a fighter. And I ain’t gon back down…I’d rather fight than eat.”— Richard Ojeda, theguardian.com
“Hey, these grandma rules, man. You know the deal. Your ass eat, your ass speak.”— Barry Jenkins, Tarell Alvin McCraney, Kevin Jones, Andre Holland, imdb.com
“You know the problem with men? If they can't eat it, drink it, snort it, smoke it or pawn it, men will destroy it.”— Shawn Ryan, Tim Minear, Jarek Wysocki, Jason Clarke, imdb.com
“I am starving. All I've had to eat today is a couple of sticky buns, lots of extra cream, a Popsicle, and a bag of salami! What am I supposed to do?”— Colleen Ballinger, Chris Ballinger, Miranda Sings, Colleen Ballinger, imdb.com
“In many countries people eat cats.”— Lew Schneider, Steve Skrovan, Frank Barone, Peter Boyle, imdb.com
“Starving people can’t eat money. Plus, if we give money to poor people, then they won’t be poor anymore, and we won’t have anyone to feel sorry for.”— Daniel Handler, Esmé Squalor, Lucy Punch, imdb.com
“I don’t like people watching me eat, man. Make me feel like I’m in a zoo.”— Stephen Glover, Alfred 'Paper Boi' Miles, Brian Tyree Henry, imdb.com
“Why can't you people learn to speak my language? I learned to eat your food!”— John Frink, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com